I always knew there was something sinister behind that facade of waffles and chocolate.
Yes, it was a clever disguise, but now it's too late! ![Here's a big plastic bag, rope and razor blades. Go play on the highway, moron! :hanged:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/hanged.jpg)
Forget the Illuminati, a stealth secret society has plotted to take over the world, and have finally succeded!
Belgium!!! the sneaky fuckers! No one suspected them. Now we are all under their diabolical rule !!! ![YIKES :yikes:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/yikes.gif)
![YIKES :yikes:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/yikes.gif)
![YIKES :yikes:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/yikes.gif)
Disguise, even more subtle.
He writes Haiku's.
Spellchecker suggested hairbrush there, but he does not write hairbrush.
You are right next to Belgium Hyke, how about looking into this in a Miss Marple sort of way?
Good idea! Hyke is a postal worker, she's got connections! ![Headbang :headbang2:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/headbang2.gif)
I didn't know that. She might be crazy, wasn't Berkowitz a Postal employee?
![Evil Laugh :evillaugh:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/evillaugh.gif)
Hyke's fine, she delivers the mail and thus benefits from fresh air and solitude. I think the postal workers who really lose it
are the ones who are cooped up for hours a day in the office with their jackass co-workers! ![ZOMBIE!!! :zombiefuck:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/zombie.gif)
So far I have not had weird messages of the dogs of my neighbour, so, I think I'm safe to be around.
Going to Belgium to investigate does have some nice benefits. The Ardennes are nice, the beer is good, and it is chocolate heaven.......
* tempted *