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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #585 on: September 05, 2006, 04:52:58 PM »
I think kev would be a better match for you than I'd be.  He's old and nearly dead like you are.   ;)
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #586 on: September 05, 2006, 04:53:45 PM »
Quote from: esme456 on September 05, 2006, 04:50:48 PM
Hey, being 40 isn't as bad as it's cracked up to be!

Men are offering themselves to me!   :D

This is what happens when I'm not in a relationship, I get very silly and end up doing
very silly things...................

My God i could tell some stories  ::)
i told a couple of stories in the sex mature version forum.

tell me, are you a bad little whore?
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #587 on: September 05, 2006, 04:55:22 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 05, 2006, 04:44:15 PM
kevv offers himself to you ;)
I do how. ::)
Quote from: esme456 on September 05, 2006, 04:50:48 PM
Hey, being 40 isn't as bad as it's cracked up to be!

Men are offering themselves to me! :D

This is what happens when I'm not in a relationship, I get very silly and end up doing
very silly things...................

My God i could tell some stories ::)
Yeah I know about about being 40+ like I am too. ;D

I have many stories Myself too. ::)
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 05, 2006, 04:52:58 PM
I think kev would be a better match for you than I'd be. He's old and nearly dead like you are. ;)
Die Peter Die Peter Die. :laugh:
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #588 on: September 05, 2006, 05:00:13 PM »
Peter

We oldies know what we're doing though  ;)

McJagger

I have 'gained life experience' - that is how I would phrase it lol   ;)
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #589 on: September 05, 2006, 05:03:47 PM »
there is no need to be shy.
i am a whore (was before i had my balls placed in a jar and put up high in the cupboard), and we have several others here as well.  many ladies.  all self professed.  except they don't like the term, whore, much.
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #590 on: September 05, 2006, 05:07:15 PM »
I don't like the term either


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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #591 on: September 05, 2006, 05:12:27 PM »
slut.
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #592 on: September 05, 2006, 05:17:16 PM »
We already discounted that word on another thread!

I'm no slut anyway I haven't had any in........months  :'(

When it was there on a plate I wasn't interested but now it's not............... :-\

This isn't me, it's my biological instincts taking over - I'm fed up of it!   >:(
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #593 on: September 05, 2006, 05:20:48 PM »
It seems McJagger has now changed His spots. :angel:to >:D
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #594 on: September 05, 2006, 05:24:31 PM »
what are you talking about kevv.  are you making judgments about sexual activity.  i see nothing wrong with enjoying sex alot.  i am not putting her down.

societies rigid rules on the actions of women in reguards to sexuakl intercourse is the one keeping her or any women down.  inhibiting them.  its just wrong.

i say yay, if anyone wants to be sexually promiscuous.
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #595 on: September 05, 2006, 05:30:55 PM »
LOL

Thanks for the support McJ

I don't want to be promiscious though, it's all talk  ;)
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #596 on: September 05, 2006, 05:33:58 PM »
i know, me also.

i am married.  i always say:

i may be on a diet, but i can still look at the menu!"
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #597 on: September 05, 2006, 05:37:37 PM »
But me and a work colleague seem to be exchanging some very ambiguous glances across the desk lately though

I find it quite embarrassing!

He just stares directly at me sometimes - its very disconcerting as I don't know what it means



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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #598 on: September 05, 2006, 05:59:35 PM »
next time wink at him and take one of your index fingers and rub your nipple til it looks like a grape.
then show your pride.
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Re: Ask ME! (Esme) anything and I (unlike others on here) WILL answer
« Reply #599 on: September 06, 2006, 12:49:42 PM »
Lol

I think that would be a tad obvious!

OK sorry for turning my thread into a 'My Questions' one but I need to ask advice on stuff:-

I was asked today if I would like to see this colleague in his underpants on a billboard
- I had to say no and that it was an improper topic for office conversation, to play the part that was expected of me and get off the topic as soon as posible as it was far too close to home but I really wanted to say 'Hell yes!  Forget the pants as well' lol

I said to my colleague after that this other person who made the comment (he's a walking innuendo) made me feel awkward saying stuff like that and my collleague said 'Yes but more importantly would you like to?'

This type of jokey stuff makes me squirm with embarrassment as I know he'd have been shocked if i'd said yes

Why are people like this?

And more importantly do you think he's just messing with me cos he knows I like him?

Nessa   ???

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