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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2130 on: May 24, 2009, 07:55:41 AM »
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2131 on: May 24, 2009, 07:56:46 AM »
:lol:
it is funny cause it is true
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2132 on: May 24, 2009, 08:03:24 AM »
I'm fully dressed right now.

I'm not wanking for the moment, but yes, when I wank I often wank to young girls with sperm in their faces.

I'm brave; it's brave to make bombs in the kitchen.

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2133 on: May 24, 2009, 01:16:22 PM »


"Bombs In The Kitchen"  is a new name for young girls getting cum on their faces?

I had not heard that one, yet.
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2134 on: May 24, 2009, 01:22:08 PM »
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2135 on: May 24, 2009, 04:32:15 PM »


"Bombs In The Kitchen"  is a new name for young girls getting cum on their faces?

I had not heard that one, yet.

I thought up in the vagina and whatnot was the oven, so how does face become kitchen?
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2136 on: May 24, 2009, 05:59:10 PM »


"Bombs In The Kitchen"  is a new name for young girls getting cum on their faces?

I had not heard that one, yet.

I thought up in the vagina and whatnot was the oven, so how does face become kitchen?

I don't really know. Go ask the buttfucker.
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2137 on: May 24, 2009, 07:08:58 PM »
If I don't make it home, will you be sure my children know how much I love them?
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2138 on: May 24, 2009, 07:15:20 PM »
If I don't make it home, will you be sure my children know how much I love them?

Why wouldn't you make it home?

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2139 on: May 24, 2009, 07:21:19 PM »
If I don't make it home, will you be sure my children know how much I love them?

Why wouldn't you make it home?

Puddle-jumpers out of La Guardia do not have a good track record and there are lower atmospheric disturbances in the area. You never know!
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2140 on: May 24, 2009, 07:39:21 PM »
Hmmm! It's actually a regional jet run by Air WisconsIn for US Airways. Better chance of getting airborne!
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2141 on: May 24, 2009, 08:51:58 PM »
Touchdown!
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2142 on: May 24, 2009, 09:54:30 PM »
Touchdown!

Thanks for letting me know you're OK now.

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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2143 on: May 26, 2009, 08:53:39 AM »
Touchdown!

Thanks for letting me know you're OK now.

No worries mate! I always tap the fuselage of the plain as I board and, a la Han Solo, say, "Here me baby, hold together!" Works every time...so far! :thumbup:

Couple of interesting tidbits about my flying past. You have to take into account I used to fly over 50,000 miles a year with all my trips to Europe.

1) Had originally booked the same flight number out of Dulles to LA for Monday, 10 September 2001 as the one that was hijacked the following day. My trip got cancelled a week earlier. I always took the early morning cross-country flights for the one of the same reasons as the hijackers. Not as crowded! Plus I would gain 3 hours and be able to goof off in CA all day before having to work the following day. I still have the page from my planner with the flight number written down. A family friend who was a pilot for United at the time flew the other early morning flight out of Dulles on that actual day.

2) Once flying to Inyokern, CA on a puddle-jumper from LAX, we hit major turbulence on the approach. Inyokern is the airport for China Lake and Death Valley, as in the high desert just on the other side of the mountains in CA. This is a short flight, but always eventful. I was seated in the back row by myself, which meant I had 4-5 seats to myself, as this particular plane had seats all the way across the back row. So I sat in the middle seat so I could stretch into the aisle. I thought I had it good. Then we hit the strong winds on the other side of the mountains screaming across the desert. I was in the very back of the plane. Meaning I got to feel the tossing and turning more than anyone else. For the final five minutes of the flight, we bounced up and down, sideways, and all over. Honest to fucking imaginary deity you may or may not believe in, just before touching down we got rolled up and the plane was at least 45 degrees off the center line of the direction we were actually going. While I never got "scared" during this ordeal, as I am a bit of an adrenaline junky, when we got off the plane I thought it would be funny to pull a Pope. Since I was the last person off before the crew, I maximized my performance and as soon as I got my feet on the ground I went down on all fours and kissed the tarmac. The pilots and flight attendant laughed their asses off. The co-pilot said, "C'mon, it wasn't that bad!" Then, quietly under his breath, I overheard him say to the rest of the crew, I have never been in such a rough landing before and was very nervous.

I love flying and have always wanted to get my pilot's license, but it is too expensive.
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Re: Questions for Callaway
« Reply #2144 on: May 26, 2009, 10:42:51 AM »
Yes, getting your pilot's license would be expensive, but not as expensive as buying and keeping a small plane to make use of it.

I knew someone who owned a small plane and he took me up to see the first launch of the space shuttle.  It was pretty cool to see it from the air.