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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2475 on: May 23, 2017, 02:28:47 PM »
Something that needs spoons maybe? :laugh:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2476 on: May 23, 2017, 06:50:08 PM »
May I lick the spoon?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2477 on: May 24, 2017, 12:09:49 AM »
Gary, there is no spoon.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2478 on: May 24, 2017, 07:15:09 AM »
But there really is snacks!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2479 on: May 24, 2017, 08:59:53 AM »
Where to start the nibbling?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2480 on: May 24, 2017, 12:26:51 PM »
I am really hungry now.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2481 on: May 24, 2017, 05:37:31 PM »
Do you want some bacon?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2482 on: May 24, 2017, 06:53:38 PM »
I'll have some rump roast.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2483 on: May 25, 2017, 09:04:18 AM »
Is there a veggie alternative? :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2484 on: May 25, 2017, 01:45:55 PM »
No pudding, eat your meat

(had to condense that line to 5 words :laugh: )
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2485 on: May 25, 2017, 05:02:34 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix on May 25, 2017, 01:45:55 PM
No pudding, eat your meat

(had to condense that line to 5 words :laugh: )

Interestingly, I referred to the same rock opera five minutes ago.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2486 on: May 25, 2017, 06:15:03 PM »
Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2487 on: May 25, 2017, 08:04:20 PM »
I can see your bustle.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2488 on: May 25, 2017, 08:22:20 PM »
Can you hustle my bustle?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2489 on: May 26, 2017, 12:25:52 AM »
Never mind the stupid gopher.  >:(
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