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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2370 on: February 05, 2017, 03:39:07 AM »
Let's protect ourselves against Gary. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2371 on: February 05, 2017, 07:33:48 AM »
Let's build a great wall.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2372 on: February 05, 2017, 12:38:41 PM »
But I'm not even Mexican.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2373 on: February 05, 2017, 11:52:31 PM »
Do you belong to ISIS? :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2374 on: February 06, 2017, 06:24:48 PM »
I can't even spell ISIS.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2375 on: February 07, 2017, 01:23:15 AM »
Do you think they can?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2376 on: February 07, 2017, 07:36:06 PM »
Let's make sculptures of our butts.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2377 on: February 07, 2017, 07:58:42 PM »
I'd put my clothes on.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2378 on: February 07, 2017, 09:45:22 PM »
Let's make sculptures of our butts.  :zoinks:

You certainly look like one. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2379 on: February 08, 2017, 07:22:22 PM »
Have you met my butt?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2380 on: February 09, 2017, 04:11:13 PM »
Yes I have, just now. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2381 on: February 09, 2017, 06:27:27 PM »
Did you take a picture?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2382 on: April 15, 2017, 05:10:13 PM »
Of your butt? You're kidding.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2383 on: April 15, 2017, 07:48:37 PM »
  Did you break the camera? :gopher: :trollface:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2384 on: April 16, 2017, 02:35:31 AM »
I just felt very sick.  :zombiefuck:
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