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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2190 on: November 03, 2016, 12:15:30 PM »
I got a big owwie! :bigcry:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2191 on: November 03, 2016, 08:15:32 PM »
Don't worry, I brought forceps.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2192 on: November 04, 2016, 10:19:39 AM »
Where are they? Show me.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2193 on: November 04, 2016, 03:41:48 PM »
Right now I doubt I could stand anyone in such close proximity. Chances are if someone were to come into my bedroom I'd go sleep on the sofa, or strap on my gas mask and go sleep on the lab floor. Because my heart has just been ripped  the fuck out.


Bed someone? seriously? I'd probably kick whoever it is out of the house and tell them to go fuck themselves. I am in utter despair and misery right now.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2194 on: November 04, 2016, 05:34:19 PM »
Do I smell party poop?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2195 on: November 05, 2016, 08:19:20 AM »
It's just my smelly socks. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2196 on: November 05, 2016, 01:47:34 PM »
Stop using them to finish.
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Suicide would waste me
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2197 on: November 05, 2016, 03:16:11 PM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on November 05, 2016, 01:47:34 PM
Stop using them to finish.

You can rock this sock.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2198 on: November 05, 2016, 03:48:48 PM »
Prefer to use candy wrappers.
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Suicide would waste me
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2199 on: November 05, 2016, 05:39:32 PM »
You jealous of my socks?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2200 on: November 06, 2016, 11:13:41 AM »
Are we going to duel?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2201 on: November 06, 2016, 05:10:35 PM »
Don't flatter yourself, little gopher.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2202 on: November 06, 2016, 06:51:27 PM »
I prefer doing it alone.
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2203 on: November 06, 2016, 10:23:49 PM »
Will I get severance pay?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2204 on: November 07, 2016, 07:16:08 AM »
I'll sever something for you.
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