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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2070 on: September 14, 2016, 12:12:55 AM »
Who knows what lurks there.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2071 on: September 15, 2016, 07:42:14 PM »
Will there be some flashing?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2072 on: September 15, 2016, 11:59:48 PM »
Who cares if it's dark.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2073 on: September 16, 2016, 04:59:38 PM »
I was making photography puns.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2074 on: September 16, 2016, 05:01:32 PM »
Wanna dip in my tray?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2075 on: September 16, 2016, 05:06:10 PM »
Shoot me with your Canon.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2076 on: September 16, 2016, 05:07:35 PM »
Let us see what develops. :mischief:
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2077 on: September 17, 2016, 12:51:15 AM »
It never clicked between us.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2078 on: September 17, 2016, 08:59:22 AM »
Put some clothes on, man!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2079 on: September 17, 2016, 01:21:07 PM »
I have trouble with focusing.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2080 on: September 17, 2016, 08:05:22 PM »
Wear glasses or a bag!
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2081 on: September 17, 2016, 09:01:58 PM »
It sounds bad, but since he cannot see I am safe... I wouldn't mind waking up next to my personal trainer  :LOL:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2082 on: September 17, 2016, 09:26:08 PM »
Enroll in Personal Trainer School!
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2083 on: September 17, 2016, 09:29:01 PM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on September 17, 2016, 09:26:08 PM
Enroll in Personal Trainer School!

Lol, I probably could have done it at my fittest. I did vaguely consider it. But nah, it's hard sometimes having someone train you who you have had a silent crush on for years.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2084 on: September 18, 2016, 01:42:35 AM »
Did you read the OP?
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