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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1920 on: June 07, 2016, 08:42:49 PM »
It's not polite to point.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1921 on: June 08, 2016, 12:33:47 AM »
Shit up, let me sleep.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1922 on: June 08, 2016, 07:59:59 AM »
Shit up, let me sleep.

  Shit up instead of down?  :poop:  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1923 on: June 08, 2016, 01:23:42 PM »
Told you I was sleepy.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1924 on: June 08, 2016, 09:01:00 PM »
You sleep and I'll watch.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1925 on: June 08, 2016, 11:54:23 PM »
"Here's my man! It doesn't have to stay out and party with his guys!" "Here, let me see that...It doesn't seem to be able to pick up the fucking check, does it?"

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1926 on: June 09, 2016, 02:07:22 PM »
Was that really five words?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1927 on: June 09, 2016, 02:39:03 PM »
Is it bonus word time?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1928 on: June 09, 2016, 03:40:24 PM »
Five Four Three Two One
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1929 on: June 09, 2016, 03:45:40 PM »
Hide yourself, I am coming!!!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1930 on: June 09, 2016, 03:48:48 PM »
Don't look under the covers.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1931 on: June 09, 2016, 06:27:12 PM »
  Don't loiter in the yard.   :odeon:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1932 on: June 09, 2016, 06:44:55 PM »
Okay I'll dig holes instead  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1933 on: June 09, 2016, 06:49:26 PM »
Okay I'll dig holes instead  :zoinks:

  Good, you'll be needing one.   :death: :trollskull:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1934 on: June 10, 2016, 03:08:49 AM »
Okay I'll dig holes instead  :zoinks:

  Good, you'll be needing one.   :death: :trollskull:

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