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Offline "couldbecousin"

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1815 on: May 05, 2016, 02:50:04 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 05, 2016, 02:43:21 PM
banana up your ass, okay?

  That's five words, I counted.   :bonban:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1816 on: May 05, 2016, 03:36:01 PM »
Fruit is good for you.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1817 on: May 06, 2016, 05:44:03 PM »
Aren't you grapeful I'm here?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1818 on: May 06, 2016, 05:59:24 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on May 06, 2016, 05:44:03 PM
Aren't you grapeful I'm here?  :zoinks:

  Orange you pushing your luck?  :oranna: :trollskull:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1819 on: May 06, 2016, 07:42:11 PM »
Lemon me out of here.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1820 on: May 07, 2016, 06:52:35 PM »
I can be your cutecumber.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1821 on: May 08, 2016, 04:34:04 AM »
Shush now. Eat your veggies.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1822 on: May 08, 2016, 04:38:47 AM »
  Fatty gophers can't have donuts. :trollface:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1823 on: May 08, 2016, 05:40:15 PM »
I make holes more fun.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1824 on: May 08, 2016, 05:46:19 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on May 08, 2016, 05:40:15 PM
I make holes more fun.  :zoinks:

  I make holes in  gophers.   :litigious:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1825 on: May 09, 2016, 12:25:47 AM »
No need for violence here.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1826 on: May 09, 2016, 05:10:45 AM »
  Just doing some light housekeeping.  >:D
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1827 on: May 09, 2016, 07:36:48 PM »
You can scrub me down.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1828 on: May 10, 2016, 12:12:18 AM »
Shut up and be still.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1829 on: May 10, 2016, 08:25:03 PM »
Are you gonna eat that?  :zoinks:
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