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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1620 on: December 23, 2015, 03:25:42 AM »
you're rolling off the bed!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1621 on: December 23, 2015, 04:05:37 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 23, 2015, 03:25:42 AM
you're rolling off the bed!

  Don't worry, I won't fall. :cbc: ( I hope not.  Last time was enough.)
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1622 on: December 23, 2015, 05:58:25 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 23, 2015, 04:05:37 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 23, 2015, 03:25:42 AM
you're rolling off the bed!

  Don't worry, I won't fall. :cbc: ( I hope not.  Last time was enough.)

My arms will wrap around
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1623 on: December 23, 2015, 02:00:34 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 23, 2015, 04:05:37 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 23, 2015, 03:25:42 AM
you're rolling off the bed!

  Don't worry, I won't fall. :cbc: ( I hope not.  Last time was enough.)

Stop wobbling or you will.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1624 on: January 01, 2016, 03:02:18 PM »
Hey, are those things real?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1625 on: January 02, 2016, 04:08:29 AM »
Are you real, little furball?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1626 on: January 02, 2016, 02:03:19 PM »
Blond hair on your pillow?
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1627 on: January 02, 2016, 03:05:13 PM »
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, warm milk in bed.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1628 on: January 02, 2016, 07:24:26 PM »
I can see your crumpets.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1629 on: January 02, 2016, 08:16:23 PM »
They are strumpet trumpet crumpets.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1630 on: January 03, 2016, 04:18:16 AM »
What the hell are those?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1631 on: January 03, 2016, 08:58:38 AM »
What the hell are those?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1632 on: January 03, 2016, 09:57:24 AM »
What the hell are you?
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1633 on: January 03, 2016, 03:33:52 PM »
Whatever the hell you want.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1634 on: January 24, 2016, 09:32:16 PM »
Haven't I met you before?  :autism:
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