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Offline Al Swearegen

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1590 on: December 05, 2015, 09:54:12 AM »
How could I possibly refuse?
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1591 on: December 05, 2015, 07:36:31 PM »
I see your manhole too.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1592 on: December 06, 2015, 02:50:16 AM »
Don't get in my way.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1593 on: December 06, 2015, 10:08:36 AM »
I'll just lurk behind you.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1594 on: December 06, 2015, 12:56:33 PM »
NOT BEHIND! NOT BEHIND! NOT.....................................
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1595 on: December 07, 2015, 08:52:40 PM »
May I warm my hands?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1596 on: December 08, 2015, 01:29:18 AM »
Did you clip your nails?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1597 on: December 08, 2015, 02:23:35 AM »
Did you clip your nails?

Not a gun, no pockets
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1598 on: December 08, 2015, 04:29:48 AM »
Get up; sheet changing time.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1599 on: December 08, 2015, 01:24:09 PM »
Chocolate milk please
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1600 on: December 08, 2015, 03:55:12 PM »
not in the bed, surely.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1601 on: December 09, 2015, 10:09:52 PM »
Hey you snore really loud.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1602 on: December 12, 2015, 04:54:41 AM »
I'm allergic to your fur.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1603 on: December 15, 2015, 12:15:48 AM »
Then quit sniffing my fur.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1604 on: December 15, 2015, 02:01:27 AM »
Down! I'm clipping your nails.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!