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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1395 on: September 06, 2015, 10:16:13 PM »
Getting a Gopher a Brazilian...
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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1396 on: September 07, 2015, 09:59:45 AM »
Put that knife away, quick!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1397 on: September 07, 2015, 02:49:32 PM »
Not yet, I need you to peel me a grape.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1398 on: September 07, 2015, 04:17:17 PM »
I could try peeing grape.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1399 on: September 11, 2015, 12:19:17 AM »
Shut up and be still.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1400 on: September 11, 2015, 09:41:17 AM »
Wait, you're not Phoenix
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A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1401 on: September 11, 2015, 10:35:16 AM »
No worries. Here I am!  :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1402 on: September 11, 2015, 12:35:51 PM »
Do I look that worried?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1403 on: September 11, 2015, 12:42:03 PM »
only because you missed me.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1404 on: September 11, 2015, 12:47:36 PM »
I did, in five words.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1405 on: September 11, 2015, 12:59:48 PM »
Time to put music on!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1406 on: September 11, 2015, 02:55:07 PM »
And to light some candles.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1407 on: September 11, 2015, 03:36:40 PM »
What are the candles for?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1408 on: September 11, 2015, 03:55:26 PM »
Close your eyes, you'll "see".   :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1409 on: September 11, 2015, 05:24:46 PM »
C'mon baby light my fire
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