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Offline Arya Quinn

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1200 on: June 05, 2015, 04:00:47 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on June 04, 2015, 06:39:43 PM
Let's make some bad decisions.  :zoinks:

Maybe not. My parents made plenty of bad decisions  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1201 on: June 05, 2015, 08:25:16 PM »
Try to increase your nudity.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1202 on: June 06, 2015, 06:09:41 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 03, 2015, 08:42:34 PM
This isn't 50 Shades of Grey you know.
This is 50 shades of Gary.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1203 on: June 06, 2015, 07:05:24 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on June 06, 2015, 06:09:41 AM
This is 50 shades of Gary.

Welcome to the animal kingdom.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1204 on: June 06, 2015, 11:17:12 AM »
That's mostly black and white. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1205 on: June 06, 2015, 11:20:55 AM »
I can see your phylum.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1206 on: June 06, 2015, 11:44:04 AM »
Stop perving you little monster.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1207 on: June 07, 2015, 10:16:14 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 06, 2015, 11:44:04 AM
Stop perving you little monster.

Make me  :autism: :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1208 on: June 07, 2015, 02:20:51 PM »
Let's stop drop and roll.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1209 on: June 08, 2015, 08:22:15 PM »
Quit yelling out the window and shag me.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1210 on: June 08, 2015, 08:36:10 PM »
We should probably stretch first.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1211 on: June 09, 2015, 07:34:34 AM »
Alright. I'll stretch all of my five limbs.  :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1212 on: June 09, 2015, 05:46:02 PM »
Don't pull them too harshly.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1213 on: June 09, 2015, 06:55:44 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on June 09, 2015, 05:46:02 PM
Don't pull them too harshly.  :zoinks:

How about you pull on them then  :eyebrows: :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1214 on: June 09, 2015, 08:00:51 PM »
I'll go fetch my pliers.  :zoinks:
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