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Offline Arya Quinn

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1035 on: April 16, 2015, 05:22:04 PM »
Neither of you play right

Wanna go for round two?  :autism:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1036 on: April 16, 2015, 05:25:59 PM »
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1037 on: April 16, 2015, 08:03:49 PM »
I'll fetch the elbow grease.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1038 on: April 16, 2015, 09:17:05 PM »
oo! I've been wanting gopher fur slippers.

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« Last Edit: April 16, 2015, 10:55:17 PM by sg1008 »
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1039 on: April 16, 2015, 09:33:58 PM »
That's some weird foot fetish.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1040 on: April 16, 2015, 10:55:33 PM »
That's some weird foot fetish.  :zoinks:

You would be dead. And tanned.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1041 on: April 16, 2015, 11:18:19 PM »
Fetishes are good for you.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1042 on: April 17, 2015, 09:32:11 AM »

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1043 on: April 17, 2015, 09:32:44 AM »

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1044 on: April 17, 2015, 09:39:15 AM »
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1045 on: April 17, 2015, 10:21:35 AM »
Don't worry, I prefer living Bovines. :P
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1046 on: April 17, 2015, 11:07:29 AM »

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1047 on: April 17, 2015, 12:24:45 PM »
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1048 on: April 17, 2015, 01:27:04 PM »

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1049 on: April 17, 2015, 01:36:35 PM »
You again? Do you want me to put on some sexy music to put you in the mood?  :eyelash: