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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #945 on: March 31, 2015, 04:24:53 AM »
I knew it'd be us.

It was bound to happen eventually  :dunno:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #946 on: March 31, 2015, 05:44:44 AM »
Again, only one too many.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #947 on: March 31, 2015, 01:15:29 PM »
Starting to question his understanding.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #948 on: March 31, 2015, 01:46:44 PM »
Counting can be very tricky.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #949 on: March 31, 2015, 03:09:05 PM »
Especially when sleepy and surprised.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #950 on: April 01, 2015, 01:38:55 PM »
You're surprised to see me in my own bedroom? How curious  :apondering:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #951 on: April 01, 2015, 06:34:10 PM »
You're in my bed, silly.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #952 on: April 01, 2015, 07:47:17 PM »
Curiosity in the bedroom rocks!  :headbang2:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #953 on: April 01, 2015, 08:44:58 PM »
I'm gonna tell my mom.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #954 on: April 01, 2015, 08:45:29 PM »
Please God no. :aff:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #955 on: April 02, 2015, 11:01:52 AM »
You are really too short.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #956 on: April 02, 2015, 12:04:38 PM »
Nobody should have told you.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #957 on: April 02, 2015, 12:18:32 PM »
Did you... Drug me!?

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #958 on: April 02, 2015, 01:28:42 PM »
How far can you count?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #959 on: April 02, 2015, 03:45:40 PM »
How far can you count?

As far as you want me to  :eyelash: