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Offline Arya Quinn

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #690 on: November 29, 2014, 06:54:23 PM »
Nope just a hairy Aussie bloke in mid snore after Friday bourbon night

In that case then no thanks.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #691 on: November 29, 2014, 07:11:35 PM »
Warning, this could get rowdy.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #692 on: November 30, 2014, 06:20:02 AM »
Warning, this could get rowdy.  :zoinks:

I'd rather it didn't. Get out of my house!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #693 on: November 30, 2014, 06:52:46 AM »
You really talk to much.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #694 on: November 30, 2014, 08:29:39 AM »
You really talk to much.

You'd be in a little trouble getting out of bed
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #695 on: November 30, 2014, 03:38:30 PM »
I'll go get the paddle.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #696 on: November 30, 2014, 08:03:49 PM »
I'll go get the paddle.  :zoinks:

Why? Are we going sailing?  :zoinks:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #697 on: November 30, 2014, 11:59:24 PM »
That explains why it's wet. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #698 on: December 01, 2014, 07:21:15 PM »
Yeah, right, that explains it.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #699 on: December 02, 2014, 12:05:51 PM »
Yeah, right, that explains it.  :zoinks:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #700 on: December 02, 2014, 07:14:18 PM »
You can call me Some_Gopher.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #701 on: December 02, 2014, 07:16:26 PM »
You can call me Some_Gopher.  :eyelash:

I would rather die than call you that  :finger:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #702 on: December 02, 2014, 07:19:24 PM »
You can call me Some_Gopher.  :eyelash:

I would rather die than call you that  :finger:

May I call you Some_Guy?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #703 on: December 02, 2014, 07:29:13 PM »
« Last Edit: December 02, 2014, 07:30:54 PM by Some_Bloke »

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #704 on: December 07, 2014, 11:30:25 PM »
Oh...kay.

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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.