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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #540 on: August 15, 2014, 07:49:40 PM »
Still want to shave yours!
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #541 on: August 15, 2014, 11:30:27 PM »
Oi, Space Boy.  I'm a D cup.
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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #542 on: August 16, 2014, 12:06:17 AM »
Are you stalking me, babe?
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #543 on: August 16, 2014, 03:58:11 PM »
Oh, shit.  You called me babe.  Now you're in for it.
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A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Offline 'andersom'

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #544 on: August 16, 2014, 05:47:06 PM »
What is in the box?

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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #545 on: August 16, 2014, 05:59:08 PM »
Did the cow have to?
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I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #546 on: August 17, 2014, 03:21:56 PM »
What cow?!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #547 on: August 17, 2014, 06:10:20 PM »
Where is Jessica Hyde?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #548 on: August 18, 2014, 08:10:15 AM »
Fuk da pweice  :police:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #549 on: August 18, 2014, 06:18:28 PM »
hodor?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #550 on: August 19, 2014, 06:58:47 AM »
Good morning, sweetheart. x²   Shall I make you a nice cup of tea? 
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #551 on: August 19, 2014, 07:33:38 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #552 on: August 25, 2014, 06:13:21 PM »
So did you miss me?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #553 on: August 26, 2014, 01:04:45 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #554 on: August 26, 2014, 08:10:41 PM »
Damn, not you again?
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A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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