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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #450 on: July 30, 2014, 04:12:29 PM »
Sorry, you're much more fun anyway.  It's easier to handle a rooster than a mastodon.  Shall we begin again?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #451 on: July 30, 2014, 04:13:41 PM »
Oo la la.

Why yes...we shall begin...  :eyebrows:
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #452 on: July 30, 2014, 04:15:03 PM »
Ladies first.  Lady Weeble, get your arse in here.  sg is waiting.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #453 on: July 30, 2014, 08:21:22 PM »
Good, you're not a lady.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #454 on: July 30, 2014, 09:39:30 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on July 30, 2014, 04:08:09 PM
Why are you talking about Semicolon?

I'm good with my trunk. :eyebrows:

Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 30, 2014, 04:09:26 PM
This:

Quote from: Semicolon on July 29, 2014, 09:38:26 PM
What'll I use as syrup? :zoinks:

I'm quite sure the pancake syrup is mastodon pee.

Would I pee on those? :orly:

Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 30, 2014, 04:12:29 PM
Sorry, you're much more fun anyway.  It's easier to handle a rooster than a mastodon.  Shall we begin again?

Can't you handle my tusks? :P

Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 30, 2014, 08:21:22 PM
Good, you're not a lady.  :zoinks:

Your paws are all wet. :GA:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #455 on: July 30, 2014, 10:34:46 PM »
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #456 on: July 31, 2014, 01:37:32 AM »
Counting to five is hard. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #457 on: July 31, 2014, 01:50:59 AM »
Nah, counting to five is easy. You just have remember how to pee.

One: Unzip your pants.
Two: Pull it out.
Three: Peel back the skin.
Four: Just let it go.
Five : Put back the skin.

The trick is to not become too involved with the skin. Anyone hearing you following all the directions and saying, " Three - five - three - five - three - five ..." may become suspicious as to why you are taking sooooo long to count to five.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #458 on: July 31, 2014, 08:46:01 PM »
May I watch a demonstration?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #459 on: July 31, 2014, 10:08:05 PM »
Ugh!  Fur in my mouth!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #460 on: July 31, 2014, 11:36:07 PM »
We'd better make it quick.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #461 on: August 01, 2014, 03:43:45 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #462 on: August 01, 2014, 08:02:44 AM »
No chairs in bed, please.  :facepalm2:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #463 on: August 01, 2014, 09:02:11 AM »
Perhaps that's a milking stool.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #464 on: August 01, 2014, 10:17:20 AM »
You can't touch my breasts.  :grrr:
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