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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #375 on: July 20, 2014, 10:52:32 PM »
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 20, 2014, 10:47:44 PM
You suck at this game.  :zoinks:

I suck at sex? Ouch  :'(

We're not doing the secks!!  >:(
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #376 on: July 21, 2014, 01:09:18 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 20, 2014, 10:52:32 PM
We're not doing the secks!!  >:(

No secks, and don't you dare crapping on my side of the bed either.  :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #377 on: July 21, 2014, 05:52:11 AM »
Why isn't any sex happening?
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #378 on: July 21, 2014, 05:54:49 AM »
  People with Ass Burgers can't have sex cause they are unfeeling robots.  :grimlock:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #379 on: July 21, 2014, 06:08:14 AM »
So you do go down. :eyebrows:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #380 on: July 21, 2014, 06:09:30 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 06:08:14 AM
So you do go down. :eyebrows:

  Clearly you have trouble with smiley comprehension.  You need more help than I can give you here.  :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #381 on: July 21, 2014, 06:13:00 AM »
No one reads the OP. :GA:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #382 on: July 21, 2014, 06:15:25 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 06:13:00 AM
No one reads the OP. :GA:

  Typical mastodon, trying to enforce adhesion to the topic after getting his butt hurt.  :trollface:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #383 on: July 21, 2014, 06:19:58 AM »
Does your butt still hurt? :anal: :trollface:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #384 on: July 21, 2014, 06:22:03 AM »
  I'm not a mastodon.  Thank god.  :M :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #385 on: July 21, 2014, 06:23:05 AM »
No mastodon babies for you. :P
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #386 on: July 21, 2014, 06:27:05 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 06:23:05 AM
No mastodon babies for you. :P

  No human ones either!  Those things are scary!   :runaway:  :bonnet:
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--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #387 on: July 21, 2014, 08:19:53 PM »
You can call me baby.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #388 on: July 22, 2014, 12:46:50 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 21, 2014, 08:19:53 PM
You can call me Betty.  :zoinks:

You can call me Al. :M
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #389 on: July 22, 2014, 03:08:45 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 22, 2014, 12:46:50 AM
You can call me Al. :M

You don't look like Al at all.  :zombiefuck:
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