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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #270 on: January 26, 2014, 12:17:20 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 26, 2014, 12:59:48 AM
Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are you?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #271 on: January 26, 2014, 01:19:50 PM »
Quote from: Gary on January 26, 2014, 12:17:20 PM
Quote from: odeon on January 26, 2014, 12:59:48 AM
Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are you?  :zoinks:

Is there an echo here? :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #272 on: January 26, 2014, 04:59:49 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #273 on: January 27, 2014, 10:16:50 AM »
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #274 on: January 27, 2014, 01:07:56 PM »
Thank G_d!  You're not Gary.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #275 on: January 27, 2014, 06:55:44 PM »
Did someone call for me?  :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #276 on: January 28, 2014, 12:30:27 PM »
What was your name, again? :apondering:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #277 on: January 28, 2014, 02:38:07 PM »
Ragie Pooh! Look at you!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #278 on: January 28, 2014, 03:04:46 PM »
We will always have Paris
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #279 on: January 28, 2014, 05:33:11 PM »
What day is it?
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #280 on: January 28, 2014, 06:15:10 PM »
It's hump day, hot stuff.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #281 on: January 28, 2014, 06:33:48 PM »
Did I make a stinky?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #282 on: January 28, 2014, 06:44:11 PM »
Have you met my butt?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #283 on: January 29, 2014, 03:11:21 PM »
Quote from: Gary on January 28, 2014, 06:44:11 PM
Have you met my butt?  :zoinks:
It's hairier than your face!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #284 on: January 29, 2014, 05:13:35 PM »
You'd better be paying me.
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