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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #225 on: January 18, 2014, 12:31:10 PM »
That sounds good to me :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #226 on: January 18, 2014, 01:32:48 PM »
Woah, holy shit dude, please tell me naked girls aren't one of the things you compulsively collect.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #227 on: January 18, 2014, 02:55:04 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 18, 2014, 01:32:48 PM
Woah, holy shit dude, please tell me naked girls aren't one of the things you compulsively collect.

Why yes they are I have 372 now but am always am always on the look out for more :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #228 on: January 18, 2014, 03:27:55 PM »
Hey there, Mr. Fix it.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #229 on: January 18, 2014, 04:36:21 PM »
You said you wanted to be violated, correct? I heard right?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #230 on: January 18, 2014, 04:50:43 PM »
OK, this is awkward.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #231 on: January 18, 2014, 05:03:56 PM »
And Elle is on the other side of you?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #232 on: January 18, 2014, 05:41:50 PM »
Moo, moo moo moo moo.  :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #233 on: January 18, 2014, 05:47:27 PM »
* Rolls over and kicks Gary out of bed *

* sleeps on, thinking it was all just a bad dream *
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #234 on: January 18, 2014, 07:16:44 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 18, 2014, 05:47:27 PM
* Rolls over and kicks Gary out of bed *

* sleeps on, thinking it was all just a bad dream *

Mmmmm...
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #235 on: January 19, 2014, 03:17:30 PM »
Freaky time!!  :eyebrows: Don't hit me. :hide:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #236 on: January 19, 2014, 11:38:37 PM »
You said you liked it.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #237 on: January 20, 2014, 05:32:06 AM »
Only when you do it.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #238 on: January 20, 2014, 06:33:48 AM »
How come I find strange socks in my bed lately?
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #239 on: January 20, 2014, 11:51:32 AM »
Your bed lies at the "out" end of a wormhole.
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