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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #210 on: January 16, 2014, 11:13:26 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 15, 2014, 12:34:48 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 12, 2014, 05:35:11 PM
No one ever reads OP.

Totally untrue. HOW the fuck do think it is that I almost always shut down a growing thread with one post?

I respond in kind too often.  The fun is over.

Indeed. America has been raped.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #211 on: January 16, 2014, 11:53:36 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 16, 2014, 12:05:32 AM
I knew it'd be you.

Just wish I had never bent over and spread my cheeks.

IN truth, I was one of those who wanted to have a"black"  President in this country.  Just did not see that we were hiring a Socialist to run our country into the ground.

TRILLION DOLLAR deficit?  NAH! That is NOT my country!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #212 on: January 16, 2014, 12:30:52 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 16, 2014, 11:53:36 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 16, 2014, 12:05:32 AM
I knew it'd be you.

Just wish I had never bent over and spread my cheeks.

IN truth, I was one of those who wanted to have a"black"  President in this country.  Just did not see that we were hiring a Socialist to run our country into the ground.

TRILLION DOLLAR deficit?  NAH! That is NOT my country!

The color of his skin is irrelevant. All one has to do to know what kind of a person he is, is look at where he went to school, learn the personality and ideals of the Marxist/communist professors that taught there at the time, and now look at who all he is rubbing shoulders with.

Look at his damn appointments list. WAL STREET WALL STREET WALL STREET WALL STREET. Look at the roster for the trilateral commission and the Council on Foreign relations. They actually list companies and banks as members. Really.

The reason why things are the way they are is easy as hell to understand.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #213 on: January 16, 2014, 12:40:51 PM »
"Want to go get pancakes" :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #214 on: January 16, 2014, 10:30:07 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 16, 2014, 12:30:52 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 16, 2014, 11:53:36 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 16, 2014, 12:05:32 AM
I knew it'd be you.

Just wish I had never bent over and spread my cheeks.

IN truth, I was one of those who wanted to have a"black"  President in this country.  Just did not see that we were hiring a Socialist to run our country into the ground.

TRILLION DOLLAR deficit?  NAH! That is NOT my country!

The color of his skin is irrelevant. All one has to do to know what kind of a person he is, is look at where he went to school, learn the personality and ideals of the Marxist/communist professors that taught there at the time, and now look at who all he is rubbing shoulders with.

Look at his damn appointments list. WAL STREET WALL STREET WALL STREET WALL STREET. Look at the roster for the trilateral commission and the Council on Foreign relations. They actually list companies and banks as members. Really.

The reason why things are the way they are is easy as hell to understand.

Well, yeah, of course it is in hind sight.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #215 on: January 17, 2014, 07:13:23 AM »
DAMN.  You look NOTHING like your avatar.  O_o
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #216 on: January 17, 2014, 05:15:43 PM »
May I violate you now?  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #217 on: January 17, 2014, 07:13:55 PM »
I can't believe you let me put that cucumber in your ass.....

Can you take the paper bag off your head now, so I can see who you are?  :hahaha:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #218 on: January 17, 2014, 07:42:21 PM »
Semicolon says read the OP.  :hahaha:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #219 on: January 17, 2014, 07:47:11 PM »
Quote from: Gary on January 17, 2014, 07:42:21 PM
Semicolon says read the OP.  :hahaha:

Ahhh, I did. Hence the paper bag reference.  :hahaha:

Strange how I knew you loved cucumbers in the butt.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #220 on: January 17, 2014, 07:51:14 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on January 17, 2014, 07:47:11 PM
Quote from: Gary on January 17, 2014, 07:42:21 PM
Semicolon says read the OP.  :hahaha:

Ahhh, I did. Hence the paper bag reference.  :hahaha:

Strange how I knew you loved cucumbers in the butt.

Less talk, more Gary lovin.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #221 on: January 18, 2014, 12:47:13 AM »
Might as well touch myself. :yawn:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #222 on: January 18, 2014, 07:17:27 AM »
Will you let me watch?  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #223 on: January 18, 2014, 12:01:08 PM »
That severely limits your usefulness.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #224 on: January 18, 2014, 12:17:53 PM »
Hmmm, I think it's time for a Bed-in.
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