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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #195 on: January 12, 2014, 05:38:51 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 12, 2014, 05:35:11 PM
No one ever reads OP.

Stop being a crybaby, Antlerhead.  :hahaha:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #196 on: January 12, 2014, 05:40:00 PM »
Start reading the OP, sock. :P
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #197 on: January 12, 2014, 05:40:57 PM »
I hope you brought lube.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #198 on: January 12, 2014, 05:42:56 PM »
No, we're doing it dry. :evillaugh:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #199 on: January 12, 2014, 05:48:58 PM »
I can see your colon.  :o
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #200 on: January 12, 2014, 05:51:05 PM »
CBC: You can join in. :P
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #201 on: January 14, 2014, 06:51:16 PM »
My, you're a big one.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #202 on: January 14, 2014, 07:43:39 PM »
Lets kick ass, lil rolla.


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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #203 on: January 14, 2014, 09:09:41 PM »
Show me that rage condition.  :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #204 on: January 14, 2014, 11:46:20 PM »
why are you wearing socks? :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #205 on: January 15, 2014, 12:34:48 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 12, 2014, 05:35:11 PM
No one ever reads OP.

Totally untrue. HOW the fuck do think it is that I almost always shut down a growing thread with one post?

I respond in kind too often.  The fun is over.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #206 on: January 15, 2014, 12:38:20 AM »
The fun is never over.
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #207 on: January 15, 2014, 08:44:06 PM »
Now go make my breakfast.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #208 on: January 15, 2014, 10:25:44 PM »
... Obama.

I am pretty sure it has already happened to most of us in the USA.

Then, you have to wonder what, exactly is dripping down between your legs.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #209 on: January 16, 2014, 12:05:32 AM »
I knew it'd be you.
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