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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #180 on: January 11, 2014, 01:35:54 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on November 21, 2013, 10:46:37 PM
That's where my sock went. :orly:

You're certainly not hung like a mastodon.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #181 on: January 11, 2014, 02:31:40 PM »
You should reread the OP.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #182 on: January 11, 2014, 05:18:40 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 02:31:40 PM
You should reread the OP.
That is a weird thing to say to the person next to you.  :laugh:

I would say: "Are you still wearing that Weeble costume?"
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #183 on: January 11, 2014, 05:24:09 PM »
No bull!  You're a cow!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #184 on: January 11, 2014, 05:32:00 PM »
May I sketch you, My Majesty?  :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #185 on: January 11, 2014, 07:19:08 PM »
You're not my Prince Albert!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #186 on: January 11, 2014, 07:23:18 PM »
^ Keep the crown on, please. :P
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #187 on: January 11, 2014, 07:33:02 PM »
whoops

wrong bed

I'm in.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #188 on: January 11, 2014, 10:23:38 PM »
Those whiskers tickle.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #189 on: January 12, 2014, 03:15:01 AM »
GTF out of my bed.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #190 on: January 12, 2014, 08:35:34 AM »
Why am I wearing antlers?
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #191 on: January 12, 2014, 05:18:12 PM »
Why are you wearing antlers?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #192 on: January 12, 2014, 05:28:08 PM »
  Shave off that mess at once!   :rollingpin:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #193 on: January 12, 2014, 05:34:11 PM »
We'll have to be quiet so the kids don't hear us.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #194 on: January 12, 2014, 05:35:11 PM »
No one ever reads OP.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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