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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #630 on: November 02, 2014, 03:23:20 AM »
You and me in bed?!?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #631 on: November 02, 2014, 11:37:54 AM »
Turn that damn camera off!  Who do you think I am?  Kim Kardashian?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #632 on: November 02, 2014, 11:34:56 PM »
Just happy to see you. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #633 on: November 03, 2014, 07:25:04 PM »
So how about that remote?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #634 on: November 07, 2014, 01:58:46 PM »
Really comfy now, so sorry.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #635 on: November 07, 2014, 04:14:44 PM »
roll over.  let me give you a back rub.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #636 on: November 07, 2014, 07:52:52 PM »
We make a cute couple.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #637 on: November 07, 2014, 08:38:26 PM »
Prince Albert is coming!  Quick get on my head and pretend you're a hat. 
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #638 on: November 07, 2014, 09:32:32 PM »
Your hair smells really nice.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #639 on: November 11, 2014, 07:51:54 AM »
Spit your hairballs somewhere else.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #640 on: November 11, 2014, 08:33:19 PM »
Quit touching my hairballs, Odeon.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #641 on: November 12, 2014, 01:24:03 AM »
Not sexy at all, Gopher.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #642 on: November 12, 2014, 07:14:56 PM »
Do you want to wrestle?   :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #643 on: November 12, 2014, 07:53:22 PM »
Giggles.  I only have one nightgown now and it was mixed in with some smokey clothes at the hotel.  So I had to sleep naked.  I'm not telling what PA said.  Have fun with your imagination.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #644 on: November 12, 2014, 10:22:24 PM »
If I did, I wouldn't kick her out of bed
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