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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2400 on: April 22, 2017, 01:37:23 AM »
They probably have free filth. :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2401 on: April 22, 2017, 07:59:02 PM »
  Hell is full of gophers. :gopher: :gopher: :gopher: :trollskull:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2402 on: April 23, 2017, 01:53:52 AM »
They have all been bad?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2403 on: April 23, 2017, 07:50:45 AM »
  There are no good gophers.   :police: :gopher: :police:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2404 on: April 23, 2017, 11:30:32 AM »
Surely one or two, maybe?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2405 on: April 24, 2017, 06:28:45 PM »
And there's no good eggs.  :zoinks:  :cbc:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2406 on: April 24, 2017, 07:25:45 PM »
  :cbc: Eggs are nature's perfect food.  :M :angel:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2407 on: April 24, 2017, 11:45:01 PM »
But gophers taste good, too. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2408 on: May 06, 2017, 01:36:56 PM »
Is this gonna get messy?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2409 on: May 06, 2017, 11:15:49 PM »
It's going to hurt lots.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2410 on: May 08, 2017, 10:46:45 PM »
I only bit a little.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2411 on: May 09, 2017, 04:35:11 PM »
As if that is OK.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2412 on: May 10, 2017, 01:36:20 AM »
When was your last vaccination?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2413 on: May 10, 2017, 06:43:27 AM »
  What diseases do gophers transmit? :gopher:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2414 on: May 10, 2017, 08:45:04 AM »
How did we do it? I mean, do Weebles have holes?  :orly: