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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2220 on: November 11, 2016, 09:23:04 PM »
Quote from: odeon on November 11, 2016, 11:23:46 AM
You still got it wrong. :M

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2221 on: November 12, 2016, 04:19:52 AM »
Sometimes fail is just fail. :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2222 on: November 12, 2016, 08:12:43 AM »
Perfect is a fault and...
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2223 on: November 12, 2016, 09:41:55 AM »
Well then, be your special snowflake self and gophuk off then. Be a good little special snowfag and do what comes naturally when exercising your specialty.

Geddout me bed, girls only:P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2224 on: November 12, 2016, 09:53:36 AM »
...fault lines change! Be happy!
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2225 on: November 12, 2016, 05:33:38 PM »
There is some rope left.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2226 on: November 12, 2016, 09:20:50 PM »
That's bound to be good.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2227 on: November 13, 2016, 03:24:57 AM »
Just don't set them free.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2228 on: November 13, 2016, 10:19:28 AM »
May I borrow your slippers?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2229 on: November 13, 2016, 07:02:08 PM »
No...you may not! Sorry!
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2230 on: November 14, 2016, 12:09:51 AM »
Want to borrow my slippers?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2231 on: November 14, 2016, 10:39:43 AM »
That's your fur. Silly gopher.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2232 on: November 14, 2016, 04:11:18 PM »
No condoms, just rhythm method.
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2233 on: November 14, 2016, 05:26:10 PM »
You've got two left feet.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2234 on: November 14, 2016, 08:38:33 PM »
I know the hokey pokey.  :zoinks:
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