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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2160 on: October 26, 2016, 05:15:01 PM »
Prefer to stay in bed!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2161 on: October 26, 2016, 07:15:20 PM »
Who is paying for this?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2162 on: October 26, 2016, 08:27:29 PM »
Clearly whomever is with you!
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2163 on: October 27, 2016, 01:17:58 PM »
Iwanna wake up nekki next to the PR nekkid wakingt up besides me.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2164 on: October 27, 2016, 06:18:52 PM »
You're so awkward it's distracting.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2165 on: October 27, 2016, 08:59:04 PM »
Five words or five inches?
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2166 on: October 28, 2016, 12:38:36 AM »
That is not very impressive. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2167 on: October 28, 2016, 02:47:39 AM »
How about having both parts?
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Suicide would waste me
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2168 on: October 28, 2016, 07:53:01 PM »
You need to register first.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2169 on: October 28, 2016, 10:31:45 PM »
Not according to my hands.
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2170 on: October 29, 2016, 07:15:33 PM »
You heard that voice too?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2171 on: October 29, 2016, 08:38:32 PM »
Less talk...more prickly fingers.
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2172 on: October 30, 2016, 02:03:53 PM »
I'll be giving the orders.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2173 on: October 31, 2016, 01:30:38 PM »
No, not if you're gagged.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2174 on: October 31, 2016, 09:19:46 PM »
You like the freaky stuff?  :zoinks:
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