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Offline Al Swearegen

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1410 on: September 12, 2015, 01:20:47 AM »
Quote from: Phoenix on September 11, 2015, 05:24:46 PM
C'mon baby light my fire

Almost forgot what to do
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1411 on: September 12, 2015, 04:11:32 AM »
Just let your hands wander.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1412 on: September 12, 2015, 07:18:31 AM »
You're not ticklish are you?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1413 on: September 12, 2015, 07:44:35 AM »
Oooooooh, do go on, pleeeeaaase.






(tickling is very relaxing, for me)
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1414 on: September 12, 2015, 09:11:15 AM »
Just don't do it here.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1415 on: September 12, 2015, 10:45:10 AM »
Wait, are you filming this?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1416 on: September 12, 2015, 11:50:13 PM »
That's what cameras are for. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1417 on: September 13, 2015, 01:42:30 AM »
Get my good side please. :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1418 on: September 13, 2015, 06:03:47 AM »
I'll go fetch my endoscope.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1419 on: September 16, 2015, 04:08:22 PM »
Can I use it first  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1420 on: September 16, 2015, 05:14:18 PM »
This is a little bothersome...
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1421 on: September 16, 2015, 07:16:11 PM »
Two dogs AND you?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1422 on: September 16, 2015, 07:48:24 PM »
Hope you don't mind fur...
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1423 on: September 16, 2015, 10:21:11 PM »
Didn't you notice gopher hair?
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1424 on: September 17, 2015, 07:26:18 AM »
Is THAT what it is? :zombiefuck:
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