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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #135 on: October 13, 2009, 03:47:00 PM »
Will you make me come?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #136 on: October 13, 2009, 03:47:44 PM »


Hold on. Need fresh batteries.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #137 on: October 13, 2009, 03:57:20 PM »
Remember, our stuff doesn't touch!!!

Quote from: B. on October 13, 2009, 12:46:50 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on October 13, 2009, 12:00:44 PM
I'm totally down with that!!!! :headbang2:

With me you won't be  :zoinks:

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Was wondering if anyone would pick up on that!!!
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #138 on: October 13, 2009, 03:59:15 PM »
Don't cry. l'll be gentle.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #139 on: October 13, 2009, 04:01:09 PM »
Please do! It's my first!
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #140 on: October 13, 2009, 04:35:35 PM »
Nice hotel room you've got!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #141 on: October 13, 2009, 04:40:47 PM »


Gentle, schmentle. Let's do this.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #142 on: October 13, 2009, 04:43:12 PM »
Hey...wait....I know you!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #143 on: October 13, 2009, 04:44:27 PM »
Please get your own Tauntaun!
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #144 on: October 13, 2009, 04:45:10 PM »


What the fuck's a tauntaun?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #145 on: October 13, 2009, 04:48:11 PM »
From the Empire Strikes Back!

(Google Tauntaun and Robot Chicken! Funny shit!)
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #146 on: October 16, 2009, 05:33:22 PM »
Ah, star wars pillow talk.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #147 on: October 16, 2009, 05:41:55 PM »


wanna play with my lightsaber?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #148 on: October 16, 2009, 05:47:16 PM »
EBMF, I am your father.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #149 on: October 16, 2009, 05:48:41 PM »


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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