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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #795 on: August 12, 2013, 06:59:24 AM »
'Neck-tie' them. Like really tight.. and see them turn blue in the face.

(.. and then.. ) :headexplode:
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #796 on: August 28, 2013, 02:57:42 AM »
oxygen depravation

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #797 on: August 30, 2013, 01:55:08 PM »
Penis removal...
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #798 on: August 31, 2013, 08:13:15 AM »
Quarter them, medieval style, with the use of four horses.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #799 on: August 31, 2013, 05:54:41 PM »
Roast them.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #800 on: September 01, 2013, 12:17:22 PM »
Stuff them full of foam insulation.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #801 on: September 01, 2013, 12:20:24 PM »
Tie their arteries in a knot.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #802 on: September 01, 2013, 08:31:49 PM »
  Untie their shoes when they're not looking, thus causing a fatal fall!  :desert:
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #803 on: September 01, 2013, 08:35:06 PM »
  Vent your poisonous breath in their general direction!   :halitosis:
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #804 on: September 01, 2013, 08:36:31 PM »
  Whip it ... whip it good!   :dom:
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #805 on: September 02, 2013, 01:20:32 PM »
Xylophone shoved up the rectum... :zombiefuck:
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #806 on: September 21, 2013, 10:44:22 PM »
yanking  a knot in their neck

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #807 on: September 21, 2013, 11:51:44 PM »
Zombie fisting
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #808 on: September 27, 2013, 11:52:39 PM »
Absolute "dispeliculation."
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #809 on: September 28, 2013, 02:38:54 PM »
Bore them to death with BruceCM  :o
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