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Why do jews fart in public?
« on: September 11, 2009, 04:05:06 AM »
When I first noticed this, I thought it was coincidence. However, up until now, every jew I've spent more than just a few minutes getting to know have eventually farted in public. Is it genetical or is it some cultural thing the Talmud teaches?

Have someone else noticed this. I'm 100% serious, this is not something I just made up. The jews I met all have farted around people several times. I'm not saying others don't do it too, but every jew I've met have done it so they seem a bit overrepresented.
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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2009, 04:14:12 AM »
1.    jew fart   
Phonetic spelling of the commonly spoken, "Did you fart?" The abbreviation comes from rapidly saying "Did you" as one syllable.
Guy: Jew Fart?
Girl: No, jew?
Guy: Oh, yeah!
feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2009, 04:15:40 AM »
In Germany Judenfurz was a pretty strong cubic formed firecracker.

Now you'll end up in jail if you dare to insult the chosen people in that way, of course.

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2009, 06:45:33 AM »
In Germany Judenfurz was a pretty strong cubic formed firecracker.

Now you'll end up in jail if you dare to insult the chosen people in that way, of course.

The chosen people soon won't have any allies left. Everyone is tired of them and the new generations aren't bound by guilt for what "Hitler did". There will be a new holocaust eventually, the jews are begging for it.
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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2009, 10:40:15 AM »
For a start, I'm the chosen one, and I didn't invite them to the meetings....

Besides, the reason they fart in public is cos there is a limit on how much of a tight arse one can be....  :evillaugh:

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2009, 12:16:40 PM »
Can someone please explain they're hate for Jews? I have never seen a religious group hated on as much as the Jews.

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2009, 12:37:47 PM »
Can someone please explain they're hate for Jews? I have never seen a religious group hated on as much as the Jews.

They live as culturally alien minority groups in influential countries and they want the power in those countries.

They refuse to adapt and just become normal citizens, they jewish part always comes first.

They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

Also, if the jews were erased once and for all, there would be no jew argument to use when people ask why the muslims and other immigrants destroy the world. So the genocide would continue into the middle east. With Israel smashed it would server as the perfect base for the new alliance of Neo Teutonic Knights among others. From there the entire middle east could be attack and it's evils defeated.
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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2009, 01:46:42 PM »
Can someone please explain they're hate for Jews? I have never seen a religious group hated on as much as the Jews.

They live as culturally alien minority groups in influential countries and they want the power in those countries.

They refuse to adapt and just become normal citizens, they jewish part always comes first.

They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

Also, if the jews were erased once and for all, there would be no jew argument to use when people ask why the muslims and other immigrants destroy the world. So the genocide would continue into the middle east. With Israel smashed it would server as the perfect base for the new alliance of Neo Teutonic Knights among others. From there the entire middle east could be attack and it's evils defeated.


Can you name specific examples to backup your claims?

and as far refusing "to adapt and become normal citizens", wouldn't that apply to people with AS? Should we be eradicated too?

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2009, 02:20:52 PM »
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

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They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite 

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2009, 03:37:20 PM »
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

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They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite 

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)


Ahhh now I see what's going on here, he's projecting all the negative things about himself on the jews since they're an easy scapegoat.

However this begs the question, why are you jews such an easy target?

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2009, 07:16:25 PM »
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

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They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite 

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)


No, he's trying too hard to be like Lit.... :lol:

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2009, 07:22:02 PM »
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

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They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite  

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)


No, he's trying too hard to be like Lit.... :lol:

Lit doesn't even have half the reputation I do on certain swedish boards but since he's your only reference and "one of the family" here I'm not surprised you need to compare me to him in terms of who's most crazy.

About Hitler. I am a sort of Neo-Hitler. It can't be helped. However I am more than that. If Hitler was brown then I'm multistriped in blue, white, brown, black and magenta.
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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2009, 07:27:42 PM »
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

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They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite 

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)


Ahhh now I see what's going on here, he's projecting all the negative things about himself on the jews since they're an easy scapegoat.

However this begs the question, why are you jews such an easy target?

There are countless people I dislike/hate more than jews. I just find jews filthy and a bit annoying. Since everyone hates them anyway their age of privilege will end in the coming generations.
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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2009, 09:15:39 PM »
They refuse to adapt and just become normal

hypocrite

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They are rude, crude, ungrateful and many are just idiots.

hypocrite  

 :lol:

you try too hard to
1. be liek hitler
2. be different and stand out (and in doing so you just make yourself more boring)


No, he's trying too hard to be like Lit.... :lol:

Lit doesn't even have half the reputation I do on certain swedish boards but since he's your only reference and "one of the family" here I'm not surprised you need to compare me to him in terms of who's most crazy.

About Hitler. I am a sort of Neo-Hitler. It can't be helped. However I am more than that. If Hitler was brown then I'm multistriped in blue, white, brown, black and magenta.

Lit at least has the skill to blow shit up......  :evillaugh:

What besides a sphigmanomometer have you blown up?

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2009, 09:30:42 PM »
watch out dude.. this guy has a bad reputation on swedish forums... he is wellard :wanker: