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Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« on: September 08, 2009, 07:52:38 PM »
Aluminium can opener

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Re: Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 07:54:09 PM »
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 08:05:52 PM »
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Re: Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 08:13:42 PM »
Dish washer
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 08:18:49 PM »
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Re: Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 08:20:19 PM »
Food Processor.  >:D

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Re: Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2009, 08:42:39 PM »
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Re: Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 09:39:02 PM »
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Re: Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 09:42:18 PM »
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Re: Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2009, 07:28:42 AM »
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Re: Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2009, 08:22:34 AM »
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Re: Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2009, 09:09:49 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2009, 09:14:55 AM »
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Re: Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2009, 09:22:24 AM »
Nut cracker.  :laugh:

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Re: Kitchen appliances that can be used as weapons Alphabet Game
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2009, 09:26:13 AM »
Oven. :zoinks:
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.