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Quote from: Scrapheap on November 17, 2009, 12:26:27 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 17, 2009, 11:45:22 AMI am hilarious in the sack...What do you do? Stand up Lay down comedy? Physical humor?Sounds like ther might be a career in this!!I think they call that "prosititution." And if you've never laughed during sex, IMO you're doing it wrong. If stripping naked with another human being and sticking parts of each other into each other while attempting to get each other to make various noises, secretions and spasms isn't a situation that requires a sense of humor, I don't know what is.
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 17, 2009, 11:45:22 AMI am hilarious in the sack...What do you do? Stand up Lay down comedy? Physical humor?Sounds like ther might be a career in this!!
I am hilarious in the sack...
Quote from: Alex179 on November 17, 2009, 11:40:59 AMQuote from: jman on November 16, 2009, 07:51:30 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 13, 2009, 08:22:11 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on November 13, 2009, 08:15:04 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 13, 2009, 08:10:33 AMQuote from: odeon on November 13, 2009, 06:01:54 AMThat bear hug would probably get you killed. You might be able to tolerate me. I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)Well so long as you would not object to a hug from a relative stranger you and I would get on just fine. As long as you woudln't object to getting maced, we'd get along fine. I would not mind meeting you PMS Elle, you're really funny and I like funny people. Especially when they're cute females. Yes, she is really funny. Admit it, you just want to bone her.I am hilarious in the sack...
Quote from: jman on November 16, 2009, 07:51:30 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 13, 2009, 08:22:11 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on November 13, 2009, 08:15:04 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 13, 2009, 08:10:33 AMQuote from: odeon on November 13, 2009, 06:01:54 AMThat bear hug would probably get you killed. You might be able to tolerate me. I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)Well so long as you would not object to a hug from a relative stranger you and I would get on just fine. As long as you woudln't object to getting maced, we'd get along fine. I would not mind meeting you PMS Elle, you're really funny and I like funny people. Especially when they're cute females. Yes, she is really funny. Admit it, you just want to bone her.
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 13, 2009, 08:22:11 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on November 13, 2009, 08:15:04 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 13, 2009, 08:10:33 AMQuote from: odeon on November 13, 2009, 06:01:54 AMThat bear hug would probably get you killed. You might be able to tolerate me. I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)Well so long as you would not object to a hug from a relative stranger you and I would get on just fine. As long as you woudln't object to getting maced, we'd get along fine. I would not mind meeting you PMS Elle, you're really funny and I like funny people. Especially when they're cute females.
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on November 13, 2009, 08:15:04 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 13, 2009, 08:10:33 AMQuote from: odeon on November 13, 2009, 06:01:54 AMThat bear hug would probably get you killed. You might be able to tolerate me. I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)Well so long as you would not object to a hug from a relative stranger you and I would get on just fine. As long as you woudln't object to getting maced, we'd get along fine.
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 13, 2009, 08:10:33 AMQuote from: odeon on November 13, 2009, 06:01:54 AMThat bear hug would probably get you killed. You might be able to tolerate me. I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)Well so long as you would not object to a hug from a relative stranger you and I would get on just fine.
Quote from: odeon on November 13, 2009, 06:01:54 AMThat bear hug would probably get you killed. You might be able to tolerate me. I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)
That bear hug would probably get you killed.
You've only laughed? Really? I think moments in bed can be absolutely hilarious. But that's probably because I'm prone to making smartass comments. "okay, can you not thrust so deep. You're hitting my fucking tonsils?"
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on November 18, 2009, 09:04:26 AMYou've only laughed? Really? I think moments in bed can be absolutely hilarious. But that's probably because I'm prone to making smartass comments. "okay, can you not thrust so deep. You're hitting my fucking tonsils?" Yeah, jeez, I mean I don't turn the sack into comedy central on a regular basis, but sometimes stuff happens that's just plain funny.Also, CG, were you talking with your mouth full or was he hung like a horse?
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 17, 2009, 06:21:13 PMQuote from: Scrapheap on November 17, 2009, 12:26:27 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 17, 2009, 11:45:22 AMI am hilarious in the sack...What do you do? Stand up Lay down comedy? Physical humor?Sounds like ther might be a career in this!!I think they call that "prosititution." And if you've never laughed during sex, IMO you're doing it wrong. If stripping naked with another human being and sticking parts of each other into each other while attempting to get each other to make various noises, secretions and spasms isn't a situation that requires a sense of humor, I don't know what is.The dissonance between this statement and your avatar is...staggering.
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 18, 2009, 11:50:14 AMQuote from: Celticgoddess on November 18, 2009, 09:04:26 AMYou've only laughed? Really? I think moments in bed can be absolutely hilarious. But that's probably because I'm prone to making smartass comments. "okay, can you not thrust so deep. You're hitting my fucking tonsils?" Yeah, jeez, I mean I don't turn the sack into comedy central on a regular basis, but sometimes stuff happens that's just plain funny.Also, CG, were you talking with your mouth full or was he hung like a horse?*neigh*
Quote from: Pikajedi3 on November 17, 2009, 06:25:57 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 17, 2009, 06:21:13 PMQuote from: Scrapheap on November 17, 2009, 12:26:27 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 17, 2009, 11:45:22 AMI am hilarious in the sack...What do you do? Stand up Lay down comedy? Physical humor?Sounds like ther might be a career in this!!I think they call that "prosititution." And if you've never laughed during sex, IMO you're doing it wrong. If stripping naked with another human being and sticking parts of each other into each other while attempting to get each other to make various noises, secretions and spasms isn't a situation that requires a sense of humor, I don't know what is.The dissonance between this statement and your avatar is...staggering.How so?
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 18, 2009, 06:50:49 PMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on November 17, 2009, 06:25:57 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 17, 2009, 06:21:13 PMQuote from: Scrapheap on November 17, 2009, 12:26:27 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 17, 2009, 11:45:22 AMI am hilarious in the sack...What do you do? Stand up Lay down comedy? Physical humor?Sounds like ther might be a career in this!!I think they call that "prosititution." And if you've never laughed during sex, IMO you're doing it wrong. If stripping naked with another human being and sticking parts of each other into each other while attempting to get each other to make various noises, secretions and spasms isn't a situation that requires a sense of humor, I don't know what is.The dissonance between this statement and your avatar is...staggering.How so?I keep reading your posts as though it's Hannalore saying it.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on November 18, 2009, 12:57:40 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on November 18, 2009, 11:50:14 AMQuote from: Celticgoddess on November 18, 2009, 09:04:26 AMYou've only laughed? Really? I think moments in bed can be absolutely hilarious. But that's probably because I'm prone to making smartass comments. "okay, can you not thrust so deep. You're hitting my fucking tonsils?" Yeah, jeez, I mean I don't turn the sack into comedy central on a regular basis, but sometimes stuff happens that's just plain funny.Also, CG, were you talking with your mouth full or was he hung like a horse?*neigh*Lucky girl. Though, after I asked, I realized that you might answer "both," and make me feel quite sorry for you.
It is funny when my cum gets in a chick's hair or eye, well... at least it is funny to me.
Quote from: Alex179 on November 18, 2009, 08:21:42 PMIt is funny when my cum gets in a chick's hair or eye, well... at least it is funny to me. Urgh, it's a pain in the arse when it gets into hair.