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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2205 on: November 04, 2011, 05:42:16 AM »
Be nice!  So what if they aren't to you?  Be nice anyway.

Remember, ages ago, you told yourself you was going to treat people how you think is the right way,  how you would like to be treated yourself,  and not how they treat you. Be a good person.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2206 on: November 04, 2011, 06:13:34 PM »
I wonder if Eris knows about this? 

Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of ginger root into the anus, vagina or male urethra. Originally applied to horses as a form of deception as to the horse's condition, it now most commonly refers to a practice in BDSM.

Historically, this practice, also known as feaguing, or gingering was used to ginger up older horses in order to deceive the purchaser as to the age and condition of the horse, by having the animal hold its tail and head high and moving around nervously, characteristic of a younger horse.

The ginger, skinned and often carved into the shape of a butt plug, causes an intense burning sensation and discomfort to the subject.

If the person being figged tightens the muscles of the anus, the sensation becomes more intense. For this reason it is rumored to have been done to wives in the Victorian age to prevent them from clenching during a spanking. (And this generation think they've invented everything.)

As with butt plugs, there is a danger of the ginger root entering the rectum completely, becoming irretrievable. The chance of this can be reduced by carving a wider base.

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2207 on: November 04, 2011, 08:58:10 PM »
@myself: Speak English!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2208 on: November 05, 2011, 09:19:16 PM »
 "With daylight savings time starting, tonight's going to be a very long night,
 you might as well cook some pasta and turn on the TV and get busy de-hoarding!"  :viking:
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2209 on: November 05, 2011, 10:24:55 PM »
GO TO BED YOU IDIOT!!!
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2210 on: November 05, 2011, 11:12:56 PM »
Not bad, you. Now finish it.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2211 on: November 06, 2011, 02:19:22 AM »
WHY YOU NO NOT SICK!!!!!


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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2212 on: November 06, 2011, 08:17:48 AM »
What do you want, luut? To stop communicating all together? Yeah, you lack the wish to attach but..

Mmmm..
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2213 on: November 06, 2011, 03:37:58 PM »
 This isn't my original thought, but it's catchy and easy to remember:


     "If it is to be, it is up to ME!"  :hamsterwheel:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2214 on: November 06, 2011, 05:55:32 PM »
This isn't my original thought, but it's catchy and easy to remember:


     "If it is to be, it is up to ME!"  :hamsterwheel:

Mine is

"If it is to be, don't look at ME!"  :hamsterwheel:
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2215 on: November 06, 2011, 05:56:22 PM »
This isn't my original thought, but it's catchy and easy to remember:


     "If it is to be, it is up to ME!"  :hamsterwheel:

Mine is

"If it is to be, don't look at ME!"  :hamsterwheel:

 Well, others have to do their share too, that's only fair.  8)
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2216 on: November 06, 2011, 09:39:38 PM »
Better get that abstract started soon.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2217 on: November 06, 2011, 09:51:31 PM »
This isn't my original thought, but it's catchy and easy to remember:


     "If it is to be, it is up to ME!"  :hamsterwheel:

Mine is

"If it is to be, don't look at ME!"  :hamsterwheel:

 Well, others have to do their share too, that's only fair.  8)

You would have been proud of me.  I did my share.

I went out to the laundry room to hang the wash.  There, eating out of the cats food was an OPOSSUM.  I backed away and found a sharp weapon.  By that time it had gone behind the door.  I banged on the door and the outside walls a few times trying to flush it out.  I gently opened the door and no opossum.  I looked around and it's hiding behind the washing machine. 

I put the brush cutter away and quickly got the clothes out the washer.  Hung them as quickly as I could and left it there. 

Found out there is no local government pick up for wild animals.  We have to pay a professional remover.  Now I just need to figure out how I'm going to handle this besides leaving no food out after dark.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2218 on: November 07, 2011, 05:59:06 AM »
This isn't my original thought, but it's catchy and easy to remember:


     "If it is to be, it is up to ME!"  :hamsterwheel:

Mine is

"If it is to be, don't look at ME!"  :hamsterwheel:

 Well, others have to do their share too, that's only fair.  8)

You would have been proud of me.  I did my share.

I went out to the laundry room to hang the wash.  There, eating out of the cats food was an OPOSSUM.  I backed away and found a sharp weapon.  By that time it had gone behind the door.  I banged on the door and the outside walls a few times trying to flush it out.  I gently opened the door and no opossum.  I looked around and it's hiding behind the washing machine. 

I put the brush cutter away and quickly got the clothes out the washer.  Hung them as quickly as I could and left it there. 

Found out there is no local government pick up for wild animals.  We have to pay a professional remover.  Now I just need to figure out how I'm going to handle this besides leaving no food out after dark.

 If you stop leaving food out after dark, that might solve the whole problem!  :crossed:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #2219 on: November 07, 2011, 09:09:19 AM »
Well, I'm wondering if we start a vegetable garden this spring, will the oppossum eat the produce after dark.  I can't very well bring the garden inside.  We'll have to put up some type of fencing.
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