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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3165 on: October 04, 2014, 03:38:16 AM »
Why did you get an erection when you came on here? Those don't come very often, so why here? Why now?
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3166 on: October 04, 2014, 08:00:51 AM »
Why did you get an erection when you came on here? Those don't come very often, so why here? Why now?

Because I'm so sexy I wreak havoc and cause erections over the internet?
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3167 on: October 04, 2014, 08:31:18 AM »
Wake up, wake up already. :zombiefuck:

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3168 on: October 04, 2014, 12:08:16 PM »
Just do it, Asshole.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3169 on: October 05, 2014, 02:46:40 AM »
Nah. Can't be arsed. no, really.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3170 on: October 05, 2014, 05:31:22 AM »
Your essay isn't going to write itself.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3171 on: October 05, 2014, 05:42:12 AM »
Why did you get an erection when you came on here? Those don't come very often, so why here? Why now?

Would you like us to answer that question? :zoinks:
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Re: Say something to yourself
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3173 on: October 16, 2014, 05:22:37 AM »
You should be more mindful of the date.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3174 on: October 16, 2014, 02:43:53 PM »
Your tummy is aging.  Hold up on the spicy and fried foods. 
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3175 on: October 18, 2014, 10:14:09 PM »
Hannah: Hello Hannah how are you? Hannah: eh I'm OK you? Hannah: wish I could sleep you? Hannah: bleh...yea me too... :chores:

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3176 on: October 18, 2014, 10:37:45 PM »
Don't predict the future, just go with the flow.

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3177 on: October 19, 2014, 12:16:52 AM »
You need to wash your hair today.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3178 on: October 19, 2014, 01:28:16 AM »
  "You'd better get off your ass tomorrow and get stuff done!" :heisenberg:
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3179 on: October 19, 2014, 03:02:18 PM »
you do NOT need to destroy yourself, but you'll do it anyway.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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