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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3090 on: May 24, 2014, 09:52:11 PM »
Fuck! That is one huge spider   :GA:

Get a cup and a piece of paper.... calmly approach the benign creature...snap the cup over it...slowly slide the paper beneath the cup....carefully carry the cup with the paper held firmly against it to the outside....then....lightly toss it and RUN. Retrieve cup and paper the next morning.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3091 on: May 29, 2014, 11:16:12 PM »
  "Get to bed now so you're ready to kick ass at work tomorrow morning!"   :arrr:
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3092 on: May 29, 2014, 11:25:56 PM »
Time to go to work.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3093 on: May 30, 2014, 07:26:26 AM »
Fuck! That is one huge spider   :GA:

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3094 on: May 31, 2014, 03:56:00 AM »
Don't you like spiders?
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3095 on: May 31, 2014, 08:08:09 AM »

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3096 on: May 31, 2014, 09:16:51 PM »
FUCK IT.  You don't like my fat body?  Close your eyes and walk on the train tracks. 
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3097 on: June 01, 2014, 02:05:23 AM »
FUCK IT.  You don't like my fat body?  Close your eyes and walk on the train tracks.

Don't think 'fat'  think 'curvy'  :thumbup:
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3098 on: June 01, 2014, 03:36:13 AM »
:GA:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3099 on: June 01, 2014, 07:57:41 AM »
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3100 on: June 01, 2014, 08:29:00 AM »
FUCK IT.  You don't like my fat body?  Close your eyes and walk on the train tracks.

Don't think 'fat'  think 'curvy'  :thumbup:

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3101 on: June 01, 2014, 02:09:53 PM »

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3102 on: June 01, 2014, 08:18:31 PM »
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3103 on: June 01, 2014, 08:30:10 PM »
The forearm is wider than the upper arm and the hands are really big. It's disturbing.

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #3104 on: June 01, 2014, 08:31:51 PM »
The forearm is wider than the upper arm and the hands are really big. It's disturbing.

That's how people look in the UK. :tard:
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