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What bodily functions have been done around you today?
« on: July 08, 2009, 03:13:21 PM »
My tortoise peed on me (again) and my cat sicked up her dinner on my bed  :indeed:

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Re: What bodily functions have been done around you today?
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2009, 03:14:05 PM »
Oh and some filthy disgustong sons of Satan walked down the road while I was talking to a cat before and spat

Dirty little shits

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Re: What bodily functions have been done around you today?
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2009, 08:04:31 PM »
Hamster pee.

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Re: What bodily functions have been done around you today?
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2009, 09:19:14 PM »
Bird poop.  :P

Though the cute little robins just shit one small completely white drop. :heart:

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Re: What bodily functions have been done around you today?
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 07:14:05 AM »
Bird poop.  :P

Though the cute little robins just shit one small completely white drop. :heart:

Birds are food.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: What bodily functions have been done around you today?
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 09:53:55 AM »
Urination
Flatulation
Mastication
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: What bodily functions have been done around you today?
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 02:10:30 PM »
Had birds crap on my windscreen twice on the way to work
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: What bodily functions have been done around you today?
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 06:21:56 PM »
Urination
Flatulation
Mastication

 :lol:

"The sound of people making loud chewing noises when they are eating drives me mad!  Is this an Aspie thing?" Too right it is! It's also an Aspie thing, apparently, to be oblivious to the racket you are making when you yourself are eating.  :duh:

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Re: What bodily functions have been done around you today?
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 06:26:41 PM »
Oh man I HATE the sound of people eating, swallowing, chewing etc

My cat went toilet downstairs before