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Offline jman

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2009, 06:46:22 PM »
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on June 10, 2009, 02:53:52 PM
Jman, do your parents know your gay? :laugh:

I am not gay, where did you ever get that idea  :ghey:
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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2009, 06:47:22 PM »
Quote from: parts on June 10, 2009, 02:11:39 PM
Stroke mine first :penis: :zoinks:

I don't give unless I have received  :green:
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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2009, 07:19:12 PM »
Do you like coconuts?
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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2009, 10:27:32 PM »
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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2009, 08:08:46 PM »
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?
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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2009, 08:26:23 PM »
He likes mine.  :facepalm2:
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2009, 12:28:29 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on June 15, 2009, 08:08:46 PM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)
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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2009, 06:07:17 AM »
Quote from: jman on June 16, 2009, 12:28:29 AM
Quote from: Callaway on June 15, 2009, 08:08:46 PM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #38 on: June 16, 2009, 06:15:42 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:07:17 AM
Quote from: jman on June 16, 2009, 12:28:29 AM
Quote from: Callaway on June 15, 2009, 08:08:46 PM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?



Mine is one inch long. :eyebrows:
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #39 on: June 16, 2009, 06:17:24 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 16, 2009, 06:15:42 AM
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:07:17 AM
Quote from: jman on June 16, 2009, 12:28:29 AM
Quote from: Callaway on June 15, 2009, 08:08:46 PM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?



Mine is one inch long. :eyebrows:

Oh sweetness xxx, you think you are SOOOO funny, but you may not have read my intro thread.

I LIKE things in miniature!
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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2009, 06:24:49 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:17:24 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 16, 2009, 06:15:42 AM
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:07:17 AM
Quote from: jman on June 16, 2009, 12:28:29 AM
Quote from: Callaway on June 15, 2009, 08:08:46 PM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?



Mine is one inch long. :eyebrows:

Oh sweetness xxx, you think you are SOOOO funny, but you may not have read my intro thread.

I LIKE things in miniature!

 :o
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #41 on: June 16, 2009, 06:32:00 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 16, 2009, 06:24:49 AM
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:17:24 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 16, 2009, 06:15:42 AM
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:07:17 AM
Quote from: jman on June 16, 2009, 12:28:29 AM
Quote from: Callaway on June 15, 2009, 08:08:46 PM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?



Mine is one inch long. :eyebrows:

Oh sweetness xxx, you think you are SOOOO funny, but you may not have read my intro thread.

I LIKE things in miniature!

 :o

Now, the thing is....one would say that a man who is 'challenged' in the size department tends to try to overcompensate for it in other areas. I'm all for a man trying hard to please me!  (Albeit, I may show him little or no reward for doing so, so hence said 'size challenged' ones try harder still for an Ass Burger girl!)
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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #42 on: June 16, 2009, 06:34:46 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:32:00 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 16, 2009, 06:24:49 AM
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:17:24 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 16, 2009, 06:15:42 AM
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:07:17 AM
Quote from: jman on June 16, 2009, 12:28:29 AM
Quote from: Callaway on June 15, 2009, 08:08:46 PM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?



Mine is one inch long. :eyebrows:

Oh sweetness xxx, you think you are SOOOO funny, but you may not have read my intro thread.

I LIKE things in miniature!

 :o

Now, the thing is....one would say that a man who is 'challenged' in the size department tends to try to overcompensate for it in other areas. I'm all for a man trying hard to please me!  (Albeit, I may show him little or no reward for doing so, so hence said 'size challenged' ones try harder still for an Ass Burger girl!)

Well to be honest its around eight inches long, depending on how good of a day it is. I also have aspergers and I am not interested in sexual encounters with others as often as most. I'm an aspergers guy.  :laugh:
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #43 on: June 16, 2009, 03:46:41 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2009, 06:07:17 AM
Quote from: jman on June 16, 2009, 12:28:29 AM
Quote from: Callaway on June 15, 2009, 08:08:46 PM
What kinds of nuts do you like, then?

Peanuts, Cashews, and postachios (sp?)

Before the stroking of the ego can commence, you have to convince us it's worth stroking baby.

How big is it?



Well the few sexual partners I've had (2) were fairly satisfied, but I would say its about average
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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #44 on: June 16, 2009, 04:15:45 PM »
i love cashews
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