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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2009, 06:39:45 PM »
I thought he liked me too :(

I don't like you either. You watch yourself. We're wanted men.

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2009, 06:51:11 PM »
I thought he liked me too :(

I don't like you either. You watch yourself. We're wanted men.

Is this the way you always start a Bro'mance?

No. Its how I quote star wars. Lol.  :green:
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2009, 06:58:20 PM »

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2009, 07:00:41 PM »
jman isn't BRAVE!  :P

You're one to talk Mr. I-Snort-Sugar-Pretening-Its-Cocaine  :hahaha:

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2009, 07:01:17 PM »
Where did you leave your balls?

In your mom's mouth

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2009, 07:02:20 PM »
And what did you do with Heinrich's? :P

Stuck them in a can of Spaghetios and donated it to the Food Bank

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2009, 07:02:39 PM »
Was it you who stuck the broomstick up odeon's ass?  :zoinks:

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2009, 07:03:23 PM »
Did you count all the underware you stole from Fiona's washing line?

No but I did create a Shrine with them all  :wanker:

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2009, 07:04:12 PM »
And do you wear them?  :belly:


Only for sexual pleasure  :zoinks:

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2009, 01:52:18 AM »
and i thought you liked heinrich

I do, when he's not behaving like a garden variety troll.

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2009, 04:14:31 AM »
maybe he's a gnome.
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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2009, 05:57:26 AM »
Maybe he is Stinky.  :zoinks:

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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2009, 07:41:29 AM »
and i thought you liked heinrich

I do, when he's not behaving like a garden variety troll.



At least someone sees it the way I do.  :plus:
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2009, 02:11:39 PM »
Stroke mine first :penis: :zoinks:
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Re: Stroke my ego..
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2009, 02:53:52 PM »
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