"Support our troops!" Fine if someone wants to support their troops, but as stated, this is a command. I can only interpret it as such and do not take kindly to people telling me who I am or am not supposed to support. If I am opposed to a particular conflict, then I do not support any persons involved on what I consider the wrong side of it. Does this mean I wish ill-will on them? No! But it does mean that if it comes down to some innocent bystander eating it or a member of the invading or occupying force eating it....sorry, but I will be on the side of the person whose home has been invaded. These bumper stickers and placards should read: "We support our troops!" or "I support our troops!" Don't ever fucking tell me what to think or believe!
On the same note:
“They’re fighting (dying) for your freedom!” Nobody has the right to claim they are defending my freedom or my life, especially sacrificing their own. I, and I alone, am responsible for my life and my freedom. Don’t you fucking try to put the guilt on me for something a person has either volunteered to do or was ‘forced’ to do, but still could have conscientiously objected and refused to do if they had any real balls! I don't believe in eternal life and all that razzamatazz, so death is a very serious thing to me. It takes courage to lead your own path and not be shackled by the masses and governments. To follow the path of those others is cowardly. “None but ourselves can free our minds” -Bob Marley
"His pain
your gain!" FUCK YOU!
"I'm not perfect, just forgiven!" NO! YOU'RE AN ARROGANT PIECE OF SHIT!
"He died for
your sins!" FUCK YOU AGAIN!
"Jesus loves you!" NO HE DOESN’T! HE DIED ALMOST 2,000 FUCKING YEARS AGO! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME! STOP PROJECTING YOUR RELIGION ON ME YOU FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL NUTJOB!!!!!!
"Real men love Jesus!" FUCKIN' WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK? FUCK OFF YOU FUCKTARD! IF THIS IS THE CASE, THEN I MUST HAVE AN INVERTED VAGINA, BECAUSE I DEFINITELY AIN’T NO MAN!
"Pro-Abortion" What the fuck does that mean? I do not know anyone who is Pro-Choice who thinks that abortion is a
super idea.
They just believe it is not the government's right to decide what they do with their bodies. Stupid Pro-Life wankers, the majority of which are for the death penalty and believe it is okay to kill in the name of their savior. Hypocrites!
"Lead, follow, or get out of the way!" Some old Marine bullshit. George Carlin did a great bit on this in reference to someonee wearing such a shirt and he says when he encounters one of them assholes, "I obstruct!" George Carlin was the man!!!!!!!
