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.......if you're so inclined.........
« on: April 14, 2009, 06:27:12 AM »
Ask away.

I'll try to answer.....some I may not just becasue it's no ones business.
May take a while to get a response too.


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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 06:38:47 AM »
Are you BRAVE! :arrr:
Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 06:44:57 AM »
I'd like to think so.

I own guns.....how cowardly is that?
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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 06:46:50 AM »
BRAVE!  :agreed:
Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 10:29:04 AM »
Will you post more pictures of your new baby?


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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2009, 10:29:50 AM »
I wanna see pics of his guns and cars and not some crying babies! :arrr:
Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2009, 10:33:02 AM »
I wanna see pics of his guns and cars and not some crying babies! :arrr:

I was talking about the baby with four wheels.

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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 10:47:59 AM »
Will you post more pictures of your new baby?




I suppose.........later this afternoon.
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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2009, 10:57:16 AM »
I wanna see pics of his guns and cars and not some crying babies! :arrr:



Guns!  (Cars later)

Smith & Wesson 686 plus (7 shot) .357 magnum
Beretta 92 FS Inox 9mm
Beretta Cougar .45 ACP







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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2009, 10:58:40 AM »
Oh, Berettas, I love them.  :) 100 times harder to get here in Europe, where they're manufactured, though.  :-\
Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2009, 01:08:27 PM »
Will you post more pictures of your new baby?




Here you go!










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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2009, 01:10:15 PM »
Oh, a Porsche Carrera. Hotter than the hottest chick!  :P  :hitler: :arrr:
Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2009, 05:16:30 PM »
That's a very nice car.

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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 07:46:13 PM »
Pretty guns, fantastic car, but what really caught my eye was the coffee table with the slate inlay. You live in coal crackin' country, Diesel? (I live in a coal-mining district myself.)

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Re: .......if you're so inclined.........
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2009, 12:37:48 AM »
Oh, my God, women!  :headslap:

How can you talk about a table when you see lovely American and Italian guns and one of the best cars German engineers were ever able to make?  :asthing:
Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!