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Offline NeantHumain

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Fucking Good Insults
« on: July 30, 2006, 11:03:44 PM »
Every so often, I need an insult and calling my rival an idiot is just too plain. I need something with flair, so good that my opponent won't know whether to be furious or laughing.

So far I have these.

Defiler of man and pig alike
Flatulent distributor of a most noxious injustice
Perseverus Foreverus (for a perseverating autistic opponent)
Miss Dungbeetle's better half
Fastidious turd-turner
Fluffy, the Jackoff Jackrabbit
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Now they're calling me "the Wal-Mart of starry-eyed romantics, always rolling back standards for women," and "a most malodorous new breed of pugly American capitalist swine."

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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2006, 11:05:49 PM »
eternal butt hair, never to be shaved.
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2006, 03:49:27 AM »
sheep felcher.
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2006, 07:40:17 AM »
the classic:

mother fucker, titty sucker, two-balled bitch.
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2006, 09:27:58 AM »
Bastard is an oldie, but still a goodie.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2006, 01:30:16 PM »
I like insults which are a sentence or two.
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2006, 08:11:22 AM »
"Piece of human waste" has a nice ring to it.  Either probable meaning is insulting.
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2006, 10:36:39 AM »
she is such a slut; with every step she takes i can hear a faint whistle.
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2006, 12:46:02 PM »
i still like "waste of oxygen a good cockroach could be using".

or, "waste of DNA".

or, even more succinct: "human compost".
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2006, 12:47:10 PM »
failed abortion
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2006, 03:20:25 PM »
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chunk fucker.

 quoted for sheer crypticness.  ;D
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2006, 03:26:40 PM »
Hmmmm,

A Fucking Good Insult

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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2006, 05:52:47 PM »
I find the good old "if only you were a Jew and the Nazi death squads and camps could be reinstated, id be a happy, fulfilled individual". usually gets a reaction. That and the... "the last time i seen something that small it was down the end of a microscope". ;D

But thats not being nasty or anything, thats just a bit like the free toy you get with your happy meal, a little sweetener for when you realise how horrifying the actual meal is to digest. :angel:
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2006, 12:44:32 AM »
fluffer.
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Re: Fucking Good Insults
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2006, 04:18:42 AM »
You want to sort that leaky colostomy bag out mate, the shit seems to be spilling on your keyboard.  >:D
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