- PMS
- They sometimes get pregnant
- It seems like at least half of them are dykes or closet dykes
- They ruined American beer during WWII.
- They suck at sports yet somehow get women's basketball televised
- They don't drive, they aim
You totally just described men.
Men don't have vaginas to bleed out of once a month.
Men don't have ovaries filled with the eggs of filthy humans.
Although I also wouldn't fuck a dude, I don't consider myself a dyke.
All right, maybe men deserve some blame for American beer going to shit.
Men don't play women's basketball except in movies.
Some men (frequently chinks or BMW owners) are bad drivers, I'll also give you that
I'll also add that women are illogical in arguments
And I'll add that women are such bitches that some will refuse to cook and clean if they hear a sexist joke