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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2009, 08:46:39 PM »
Lit out of interest, do you hate your mother?
Don't see why he would, I think she's fantastic.
I just wondered how much of a hardened misogynist he is.

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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #31 on: January 26, 2009, 08:49:31 PM »
Aw, and here I thought you were being Freudian.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2009, 02:34:16 AM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2009, 03:48:22 AM »
- PMS
- They sometimes get pregnant
- It seems like at least half of them are dykes or closet dykes
- They ruined American beer during WWII.
- They suck at sports yet somehow get women's basketball televised
- They don't drive, they aim :angel:
You totally just described men.

???

Men don't have vaginas to bleed out of once a month.
Men don't have ovaries filled with the eggs of filthy humans.
Although I also wouldn't fuck a dude, I don't consider myself a dyke.
All right, maybe men deserve some blame for American beer going to shit.
Men don't play women's basketball except in movies.
Some men (frequently chinks or BMW owners) are bad drivers, I'll also give you that 

I'll also add that women are illogical in arguments
And I'll add that women are such bitches that some will refuse to cook and clean if they hear a sexist joke :'(
I'm never offensive.

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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #34 on: January 27, 2009, 03:52:15 AM »
 :agreed:

Women are evil and deceitful.  :evillaugh:

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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2009, 04:10:11 AM »
I'm here to fuck you up. :P

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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2009, 04:54:36 AM »
Aw, and here I thought you were being Freudian.
And thinking that the fact that he loves his mom gives information about whether or not he's a hardened misogynist ISN'T freudian?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2009, 04:59:40 AM »
- PMS
- They sometimes get pregnant
- It seems like at least half of them are dykes or closet dykes
- They ruined American beer during WWII.
- They suck at sports yet somehow get women's basketball televised
- They don't drive, they aim :angel:
You totally just described men.

???

Men don't have vaginas to bleed out of once a month.
Men don't have ovaries filled with the eggs of filthy humans.
Although I also wouldn't fuck a dude, I don't consider myself a dyke.
All right, maybe men deserve some blame for American beer going to shit.
Men don't play women's basketball except in movies.
Some men (frequently chinks or BMW owners) are bad drivers, I'll also give you that 

I'll also add that women are illogical in arguments
And I'll add that women are such bitches that some will refuse to cook and clean if they hear a sexist joke :'(
1.  Men can PMS just as much as women- and the fact that they DON'T have ovaries means they have no excuse.
2.  There was a very famous pregnant man this year.  Google it if you doubt.
3.  Ever hear of the phrase "male lesbian?"  Sadly, not all guys are just using this as a way to try and make themsleves sound more appealing.
4.  OK good because I know nothing about beer.
5.  Plenty of men suck at sports; I'm sure there are plenty of men involves in television programming decisions.
6.  Also old men with hats, if we're to go with stereotypes.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2009, 05:01:21 AM by PMS Elle »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #38 on: January 27, 2009, 05:03:27 AM »
Real men aren't pregnant.

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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #39 on: January 27, 2009, 05:06:13 AM »
Real men aren't pregnant.
Ahww, c'mon, making one mistake doesn't make you less of a man... I mean condoms aren't 100% effective, and at least if you get knocked up it means you were man enough to have sex in the first place!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #40 on: January 27, 2009, 05:09:41 AM »
 :borg:

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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #41 on: January 27, 2009, 06:03:22 AM »
Real men aren't pregnant.
Ahww, c'mon, making one mistake doesn't make you less of a man... I mean condoms aren't 100% effective, and at least if you get knocked up it means you were man enough to have sex in the first place!

The bloke in question was originally a bird.
I'm here to fuck you up. :P

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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #42 on: January 27, 2009, 06:41:12 AM »
Real men aren't pregnant.
Ahww, c'mon, making one mistake doesn't make you less of a man... I mean condoms aren't 100% effective, and at least if you get knocked up it means you were man enough to have sex in the first place!

Glad you told him cos I've been hearing that he ignores his rubbers.
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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2009, 06:43:07 AM »
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Re: The misogynist thread
« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2009, 06:15:57 PM »
Real men aren't pregnant.
Ahww, c'mon, making one mistake doesn't make you less of a man... I mean condoms aren't 100% effective, and at least if you get knocked up it means you were man enough to have sex in the first place!

The bloke in question was originally a bird.
Calendale?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.