Author Topic: Write a group of words that have never been said/written in that order...ever!  (Read 1392 times)

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I'm really relieved Dubya managed to duck those shoes.

PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
True- because I'm a virgin.

Hot! So am I! Wanna learn together?
Hell no.  Losing it to a fellow virgin is a mistake I refuse to make a third time.

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I'm really relieved Dubya managed to duck those shoes.

PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
True- because I'm a virgin.

Hot! So am I! Wanna learn together?
Hell no.  Losing it to a fellow virgin is a mistake I refuse to make a third time.

 :plus: :LMAO:

Holy fucking shit, that is hilarious! Will you marry me?
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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I'm really relieved Dubya managed to duck those shoes.

PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
True- because I'm a virgin.

Hot! So am I! Wanna learn together?
Hell no.  Losing it to a fellow virgin is a mistake I refuse to make a third time.

 :plus: :LMAO:

Holy fucking shit, that is hilarious! Will you marry me?
I want a white church wedding, followed by a reception with bondage gear, costumes, and yiffing.

(Actually the awful thing is that probably HAS been said before.)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.