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Offline ALLDAYGLOWRANDY

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What the fuck :laugh:


Nice thread to bump into with my mood  :finger:

Fuckn royal jelly. :laugh:

Maybe I can pretend its something else
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Flipping off the creator of this thread will not win you the jelly you seek.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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This doesn't really qualify cause its been said now, but I watched 'Hancock' yesterday. Starring Will Smith.

One of the lines in it is: "Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass?"

The answer was yes.

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The soon to implode notable cellist with Lego mince pie & cactus sandwich ears and a mouth the shape of Darwin’s mother’s custom made brass brassiere that constantly blew out triangular uranium tainted bubbles, wore a cling film & mango skin jumpsuit that screeched as he sklid down a launching rocket bound for Jupiter, landing on a plate of jellied politician’s fingers and Brontosaurus’ egg soufflé, all the while he was playing doubles table tennis with the Tsar of Prussia against the ghost of a tutu wearing Yasir Arafat and the decomposing but animated remains of Herman Goering who had a chimpanzee on his head muttering ‘Like A Virgin’ banging on a Rhino hide djembe with one hand and typing a Haiku on a purple Blackberry with the other.

TAKE YOUR MEDS!

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Please refer to thread title  :smarty:

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Britney Spears is the greatest Pop Star of this generation and should be revered for her talent.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Popcorn enema belt-sander.

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Cleaning the cat box with my hands is so relaxing especially when I have a snack when I am doing it
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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gods, i'm so thin!!

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After thinking about it a long time in an intelligent and rational manner, I've decided Catholicism is the way to go.

Britney Spears is the greatest Pop Star of this generation and should be revered for her talent.
I say that all the time.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Vaginal tuberculosis excreted lymphatically.

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I'm really relieved Dubya managed to duck those shoes.

PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
True- because I'm a virgin.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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After the man fell off the roof, his dog dragged him to the car and drove him to the hospital, where he donated a kidney to him.

I'm really relieved Dubya managed to duck those shoes.

PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
True- because I'm a virgin.

Hot! So am I! Wanna learn together?
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Even though his violin was fashioned from dried giraffe shit the audience sat still to hear the sweetest sound in the universe.

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I'm really relieved Dubya managed to duck those shoes.

PMS Elle has never lied and does not require partners to use condoms when having relations.
True- because I'm a virgin.

Hot! So am I! Wanna learn together?
Hell no.  Losing it to a fellow virgin is a mistake I refuse to make a third time.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.