I was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006. ![Embarrassed :-[](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/embarrassed.gif)
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Happy three-year anniversary.
You can still close your eyes, imagine, and sit down juuuuuuuust the right way, though, right?