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Offline Yuri Bezmenov

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #645 on: September 19, 2014, 07:38:03 PM »
Suing Gopher because I AM her daddy.   :eyebrows:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #646 on: September 21, 2014, 02:59:36 AM »
Suing Pappy for flying drunk.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #647 on: September 21, 2014, 01:59:38 PM »
I'm suing Odeon for not returning my leaf blower.  >:(
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #648 on: September 21, 2014, 03:22:36 PM »
I'm suing Gopher Gary for shedding all over my bed.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #649 on: September 21, 2014, 03:56:43 PM »
I'm suing My Majesty for not letting me sleep in her crown.  :zoinks:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #650 on: October 16, 2014, 01:47:03 PM »
I'm suing the furball for baseless accusations. The leaf blower is mine.  >:(
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #651 on: October 16, 2014, 02:08:27 PM »
Suing odeon for using his leaf blower on sunday.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #652 on: October 16, 2014, 03:11:39 PM »
I'm suing Pappy for enforcing religious law by accident.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #653 on: October 16, 2014, 08:15:05 PM »
I'm suing Semicolon for suing Pappy by accident.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #654 on: October 16, 2014, 10:51:39 PM »
I'm suing the gopher for implying that my lawsuit was accidental.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #655 on: October 17, 2014, 01:54:21 PM »
I'm suing Semicolon because my lawsuits are accidental.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #656 on: October 17, 2014, 03:08:59 PM »
I'm suing the gopher for not standing still so I can shoot it with my varmit gun.  :litigious:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #657 on: October 17, 2014, 04:26:48 PM »
I'm suing Pappy for shooting within city limits.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #658 on: October 17, 2014, 04:38:05 PM »
I'm suing Gopher Grary for *scratches head thinks a minute*  :apondering: I have no idea  :headhurts:
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Offline Yuri Bezmenov

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #659 on: October 17, 2014, 05:10:39 PM »
I'm suing Hannah for indecisiveness.   :P
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