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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2008, 10:44:31 AM »
Danm that's big must have been a bitch to move around though
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2008, 10:51:40 AM »
Yup. It needed double railway tracks. Usually they had to build completely new tracks. Though it was a phantastic bunker buster. It shot through a 10 meter thick concrete roof, 30 meters under the water at Sevastopol in 1942, blowing up an enourmos Russian munition depot.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2008, 02:03:28 PM »
it's not the size, it's how it works. 8)
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2008, 02:18:57 PM »
It works amazingly. Though I'd want my own Tzar Bomba!  :arrr:

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Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2008, 02:36:04 PM »
I want a bomb that can detonate light. :zoinks:
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2008, 02:49:18 PM »
An anti-matter bomb could do that.  8)
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2008, 09:34:52 PM »
Same thing, both would destroy the universe.
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2008, 09:35:04 PM »
light isn't matter.
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2008, 10:29:10 PM »
how much do you wiegh?
do you live on your own? (dont lie) ;)
can you drive?
can you play keyboards?
how tall are you?
have you ever kissed a girl?
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2008, 10:54:57 PM »
Quote from: SovaNu on November 27, 2008, 09:35:04 PM
light isn't matter.

Light is photons, so it's matter. :P
EDIT: Shit, I was thinking of protons. Nevermind.

Quote from: the mouth of the lord on November 27, 2008, 10:29:10 PM
how much do you wiegh?
do you live on your own? (dont lie) ;)
can you drive?
can you play keyboards?
how tall are you?
have you ever kissed a girl?


- 15 stone
- I'd rather not
- Have a driver's license
- Grade 4 pianist, although I'm rusty nowadays
- 5'6
- Yes.
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #40 on: November 28, 2008, 04:13:05 AM »
Quote from: Shleeeeed on November 27, 2008, 09:34:52 PM
Same thing, both would destroy the universe.

What's wrong with that?  :P
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #41 on: November 28, 2008, 06:16:35 AM »
Nothing. :P
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2008, 06:30:08 AM »
 :agreed:
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Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2008, 09:37:46 AM »
How old are you?
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #44 on: November 28, 2008, 02:41:33 PM »
20.
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